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It is retarded. It's never under $20. But sometimes I just don't feel like attempting to communicate with a fucking Indian, man. It really drains me sometimes. They're so goddamned stupid.
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Does that include turkey sandwiches?I get two meals a day while traveling 60 or more miles away from the office and get to buy water/gatorade/ice whenever.
$200 or so probably. But never for fast food
A lot of places trick you into using a faggot gig app service now. You order Chinese directly and think a little Asian woman is going to deliver your food and then some fat black bitch smelling like shit is waddling up your door steps.Delivery is for pizza and maybe Chinese, the idea of adding additional coloreds or retards to the usual fast food custody chain is deeply unsettling to me.
This is a bigger deterrent to me than paying 2-3x the price, and I'm a cheap bastard already. The kind of people that would work an app gig job like Doordash are exactly the kind of people that don't wash their hands and will pinch a few fries off of you.But sometimes I just don't feel like attempting to communicate with a fucking Indian, man. It really drains me sometimes. They're so goddamned stupid.
I'm outside most of the time, I absolutely don't get any enjoyment out of driving to the restaurant. The bags they give the filthy delivery guys all seal and then they staple them on top of that. The Indians I don't want to deal with are the ones at the store who can't understand me and I can't understand them. The ones delivering the shit just drop it on the porch and fuck off.This is a bigger deterrent to me than paying 2-3x the price, and I'm a cheap bastard already. The kind of people that would work an app gig job like Doordash are exactly the kind of people that don't wash their hands and will pinch a few fries off of you.
I don't understand why these things are so popular, too. Do you fucks not get even the slightest bit of enjoyment out of the drive (or walk) to a restaurant? The fresh air, a bit of exercise, the assurance that the minimum number of people have had a hand in what you're about to put inside of your body?
I had an elderly neighbor call me thanking me for getting her a burger from Dennys delivered to her. I had to explain to her I didn't do it and the retarded driver misread the adress. Covid did have some fun momentsOne time they dropped off someone else's Wendy's order at my house and I was going to eat it until I opened up the burger and saw it had mayoso I set it back outside and the driver came back like 30 mins later to get it. Enjoy your cold late food that's had nigger hands on it
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