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How much Trump cologne will Joe buy?

JasperB

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Sure Joe will buy some of this bottled up piss to add to his collection of trump coins and Chinese knock off guitars. The sad thing is someday when he passes away his daughter will just end up having to throw all of this worthless crap away. Hopefully Uncle Anth will leave some kind of inheritance to her since her shiftless father refused to work or actually save what little money he had for his own daughter’s future.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’ve heard the radio ad for it and it’s funny because Trump knows dopes like Joe will buy this nonsense. Surprisingly Trump doesn’t claim it will make you smell like “true Patriot” which would really move some units. Trump is almost laughing while doing the read in the commercial - he says something like “your friends and family will love it - and they’ll smell good”
 

Chive Turkey

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I can’t imagine going HS knowing that a google search of my dad and gay uncle will lead to many golden lolcow moments
Layla's lucky enough that her dad and uncle are so far in obscurity that nobody her age would ever find about them.

JoeH, however, did her one better and managed to reach Guiness Book of World Records levels of selfish buffoonery by highjacking her Facebook account under her own fucking name to post mountains of vitriolic political rants, racist tirades and really shitty boomer jokes. So she won't have to deal with bullies, but can instead enjoy an awkward digital trail that'll follow her around for the rest of her life. Good trade off!
 
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nasty twp

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One of those newer Victory colognes is said by users & testers in online reviews to smell similar to a 1980s Barbie perfume.

Iirc it was Avon’s I’m Into Barbie, my older cousin had it. From memory (and I have a potent one because it was so rancid) it was meant to be some kind of strawberry bubble bath scent, but sprayed it more resembled the fizzy tablets you use to clean dentures, mixed in with mothballs and vodka on the breath of a hooker. So quite fitting and photorealistic for Trump, albeit not Barbs.
 
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