I just took a shit 20 mins after my shower and I'm pretty upset with myself.
I think maybe 90 minutes should be the acceptable amount of time.
I think maybe 90 minutes should be the acceptable amount of time.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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How soon after taking a shower is it acceptable to take a shit?
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If you wipe properly using wet wipes or a bidet, it shouldn't matter. You can take a shit the moment you step out of the shower.
it's the sodding worst when you have to start dropping the hammers right as you're turning the water off. feels like you just spent 20 minutes cleaning yourself for nothing
If you gotta go, you gotta go Art. Shitting should make you happy.
Shit in the hot shower for the aroma
Shitting right after you shower? That’s a loaf I won’t pinch.
Why would it not be acceptable? lol
Am I the only one here who knows how to wipe properly?
Am I the only one here who knows how to wipe properly?
ever drop your keys in mud as it was pissing down rain? that's what it's like wiping just after showering
WWAW going to the doctor and getting diagnosed as a homosexual?
Gay fellow goes to the doctor and says "I've got a terrible pain up inside me" Doctor looks up his bum and says "That's strange, there's a bunch of flowers there. I don't know who put those there" Gay fellow says "Well why don't you check the card??"
Sir, don't do that.
get a bidet attachment, they're cheap as fuck
Next morning
That really ruins a day. Might as well write off the day and go back to bed.