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Not funny, threats of violence and disgusted women? Yeah that's him.
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I Have to Wonder If This Was Pat:
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According to Pat he waits for the laughter to die down.
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Pat is one of those losers who thinks comedians are all philosophers. It's also how he sees himself, so he wanted in.
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And Norm hated the idea of this - he even joked about in his last special. No wonder Pat didn’t think he was funny.
“I think comedians…should be funny”
-St. Norm MacDonald
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"It's not my job to educate you, Lipton-child."
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What does Fatrick have against tea?
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True conservatism means standing up for the rights of enemies of the Republic. I'm sorry you're so reactionary.
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It was him. There’s no doubt about it. Good find, Cav.
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Who do you think gives a better TJ; you or Pat?
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Reminder: Pat probably drove home after consuming a bucket of beers and 2 screwdrivers (at a minimum). He can't keep getting away with this!
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Why on earth did he think a low camera angle would be a good idea
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He was drinking
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That last sentence is perfect. Quintessential Pat
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They used to go by an even more redundant name of Retarded-retards
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There's no more classic Pat fuckup than making a typo while telling someone how much better he is at writing.
"Crowds of hundreds" indeed. Was that at the podium in a bus station or that community center where he talked about murdering Ade?
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This is almost certainly yet another Tomlinson Technicality.
If Piggy ever did perform for 200+ people, I know of three possibilities:
- He was filler at a MKE comedy festival. You’ll find his name near the bottom of this dismal billing–a veritable “who’s
whothat?” of comedy. - He drove over 150 miles round-trip to host a gig headlined by Cameron Esposito, who was most famous for being a lesbian until she was most famous for being genderfluid (and still a lesbian). The club has a seating capacity of 270, according to Google.
- When he got panic-drunk at the Mae Jemison NASA event, bombed horrifically, and buried any trace of it.
So, if he did perform for “hundreds,” it was either a severely drunk sun-poisoned festival crowd farting out cheese curds, up to 270 “bi” UW-Madison girls waiting for him to bring up the feature(s) and headliners, or extremely confused black people wishing the space shuttle suspended overhead would fall and crush them.
Unsurprisingly, yet still amusingly, if you look at Patrick and Cameron Esposito’s history on Twitter, she replied to him 3 times over 15 days; Patrick yammered at her 46 times over years.
https://x.com/search?q=from:cameronesposito to:stealthygeek&src=typed_query&f=live
https://x.com/search?q=to:cameronesposito from:stealthygeek&src=typed_query&f=live
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One of them is now a cast member on SNL.
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Man! I totally forgot about Cameron Esposito. When the AVClub was having its precipitous fall from grace they had a few “guest” articles by her, universally derided; all of us in the comments section knew the site was doomed.
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