I will not eat a single morsel of food until Pat acts like a faggot on Twitter

[Jen_Tomlinson]

One slice of bread eaten, over half the hummus gone. Fucking double dipping Pat. I KNEW IT!

 

[Lard Glug]

Im starting to think Pat has no idea how prisons operate.

Which is odd, because he is a nigger.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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[eggfella]

He posted this last night and it was different from his usual “life is over, enjoy prison etc”
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Does he think we’re all being sent to solitary confinement (I think they call that “the hole”) in prison and will all be serving life sentences? I mean even prisoners get time outside at least once a day. Im starting to think Pat has no idea how prisons operate.

was he serious here? i think we all should finally start heeding his warnings

 

[Hamish McGirders]

His fantasy involves everyone going right to prison (no jail) and you won't get bail so you're staying there. The trial will simply be a formality where Pat gets to deliver his victim impact statement after which you'll go back to your cell for life.

I don't have fantasies, child. I have facts and knowledge.

 

[Brooke Shields]

His fantasy involves everyone going right to prison (no jail) and you won't get bail so you're staying there. The trial will simply be a formality where Pat gets to deliver his victim impact statement after which you'll go back to your cell for life.

He doesn't understand how laws, prisons, or the legal system works. Thankfully he's not doing something like suing a city's police department.

 

[BoomerSperg]

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Somehow more infuriating than his burned wellington.

 

[Cumiace]

no straight man says "Yum!"

 

[RobertMewler]

Im starting to think Pat has no idea how prisons operate.

He will find out one day.

#JusticeForBernell

 

[lil chud]

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I just noticed he added extra ketchup to the plate for decoration

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It's like how mine capitalizes Gay and Jew. I'm totally NOT, but they want me to think I am.

Gabe, your phone reacts to your typing habits. You’ve been searching “Gay ____” so much it assumes that’s what you’re doing. It auto corrects Jew because they run the world and think they’re God.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

He posted this last night and it was different from his usual “life is over, enjoy prison etc”
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Does he think we’re all being sent to solitary confinement (I think they call that “the hole”) in prison and will all be serving life sentences? I mean even prisoners get time outside at least once a day. Im starting to think Pat has no idea how prisons operate.

No, he's implying the user FeedNana69 will be dead soon for no reason. This is also coming from a rotund retard who does nothing but drink, eat bar food, and considers a bowl of hummus as a healthy side to breakfast...while also on blood pressure meds.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I just noticed he added extra ketchup to the plate for decoration

Same lol

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I just noticed he added extra ketchup to the plate for decoration

Are we sure that is ketchup and not sweet strawberry jam? He is Fatpat after all.

Holy fuck it's worse. It is the ketchup but the watery first squirt from not shaking the bottle enough.

Jen is that fucking lazy

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He posted this last night and it was different from his usual “life is over, enjoy prison etc”
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Does he think we’re all being sent to solitary confinement (I think they call that “the hole”) in prison and will all be serving life sentences? I mean even prisoners get time outside at least once a day. Im starting to think Pat has no idea how prisons operate.

He based his knowledge of life on TV so he probably thinks it'll be like Sleepers, where we get locked in a boiler room and sodomized by Kevin Bacon (if that were the case, Sue would have already turned himself in)

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

His fantasy involves everyone going right to prison (no jail) and you won't get bail so you're staying there. The trial will simply be a formality where Pat gets to deliver his victim impact statement after which you'll go back to your cell for life.

He doesn't understand how laws, prisons, or the legal system works. Thankfully he's not doing something like suing a city's police department.

Yeah thankfully Rotund Freisler knows shit about the justice system

 

[DominusOdium]

He posted this last night and it was different from his usual “life is over, enjoy prison etc”
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Does he think we’re all being sent to solitary confinement (I think they call that “the hole”) in prison and will all be serving life sentences? I mean even prisoners get time outside at least once a day. Im starting to think Pat has no idea how prisons operate.

The guy who actually swatted him, and dozens of politicans and celebrities, got 48 months.

But you're going to prison for your entire life for making fun of him on X.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The guy who actually swatted him, and dozens of politicans and celebrities, got 48 months.

But you're going to prison for your entire life for making fun of him on X.

I like that his reasoning is “you’re getting life in prison because you told / made him swat me!”

I seriously can’t even begin to imagine all the levels of cope and work it takes to come up with shit like that. He said recently his life is “better than ever” or something and we all know that’s a big fat lie.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

It's like how mine capitalizes Gay and Jew. I'm totally NOT, but they want me to think I am.

I always correct it to the lowercase j

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Think about eating EVERY time he acts like a faggot on twitter. We would be fatter than him