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I wonder how Pat's Tesla shorts are doing today?

EraGodless

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I know, he doesn't have shit invested and certainly not enough money to short Tesla long term- but it's fun to imagine him trying to figure out which lie he should tell about the stocks he definitely doesn't own.

The obvious play was SPY calls- 1) that "leak" about a 90 day pause on tariffs was a trial balloon and 2) most people on wall street bets were buying puts on SPY and TSLA.

Reddit likes to make fun of Jim Cramer (he's a puppet goof), but they're usually no better as when there's a consensus on the subreddit on what direction a particular stock is going to move, it's usually trends in the opposite direction.

As an aside- if you bought 0DTE SPY or TSLA calls or one's with an expiry of 04/10 or 04/11-- congrats and cash the fuck out.

Up 22% TSLA in the span of a couple of hours is absolutely insane-

However, SPY going up over 10% in a few hours is even crazier.

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