If you could be one rock star, who would it be?

[Mitch Weaver]

I would also do Elvis but I wouldn't change ANYTHING. Fat, pilled out, television shooting jumpsuit Elvis fucking RULED.

Nigga stopped a plane using the badge he got from Nixon and told the guy he was pulling off “James, you have the right to remain silent and all that other shit”.

 

[guest]

Elvis is the right answer obviously. Prince would be a close runner up, if you don't mind being light skinned.

 

[guest]

Laugh all you want but I think it would be cool to be Keith Richards. That motherfucker had a great time living it up in the 60s-70s and I think he’s a great rhythm guitarist.

Keith is proof positive that skag is good for you in the long run provided you can afford the good stuff.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Marilyn Manson cause he got to fuck these titties. Don't look up what she looks like now

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Jim Morrison, as I enjoy pulling my cock out.

 

[Jizz]

Meatloaf is probably my favorite rock star. he proved that fat guys can be rock stars too! would have loved to go #ruizing with him.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Elvis' grandson offed himself recently. He looked just like his grand pappy.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Paul McCartney. He just seems to be pretty normal considering how crazy his life has been since the early 60s whilst being incredibly well respected and rich. Not many get both these things.

And he fucked that one legged whore.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Huey Lewis.
Tour with Thin Lizzy while in Clover.
Be a dominant force in the UK Pub Rock scene.
Become one of the biggest acts of the 1980s
Get to play fun music with a tight backup group.
Get rich, stay rich.
No addiction or sex scandals.
As rumored by many a groupie during the 70s and 80s, have the most massive cock in the industry.

 

[guest]

Huey Lewis.
Tour with Thin Lizzy while in Clover.
Be a dominant force in the UK Pub Rock scene.
Become one of the biggest acts of the 1980s
Get to play fun music with a tight backup group.
Get rich, stay rich.
No addiction or sex scandals.
As rumored by many a groupie during the 70s and 80s, have the most massive cock in the industry.

Go deaf and not be able to perform live anymore.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Paul McCartney. He just seems to be pretty normal considering how crazy his life has been since the early 60s whilst being incredibly well respected and rich. Not many get both these things.

vax shill

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Ted Nugent seems like he has a cool life

hasn't had a good song since 91 and Tommy Shaw wrote those

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Freddy Mercury.
Make the best rock song of all time.

didn't happen

Plus all the gay stuff.

could be fun

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Chris Cornell minus the, you know...

boring even with Timbaland

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

The incomparable Phil Collins. He really is the total package. Military history buff to boot!

gay

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Liam Gallagher

this

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Wesley Willis

this

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Laugh all you want but I think it would be cool to be Keith Richards. That motherfucker had a great time living it up in the 60s-70s and I think he’s a great rhythm guitarist.

has a bigger dick than Jagger

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Huey Lewis.
Tour with Thin Lizzy while in Clover.
Be a dominant force in the UK Pub Rock scene.
Become one of the biggest acts of the 1980s
Get to play fun music with a tight backup group.
Get rich, stay rich.
No addiction or sex scandals.
As rumored by many a groupie during the 70s and 80s, have the most massive cock in the industry.

ears don't go good

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Elvis is the right answer obviously. Prince would be a close runner up, if you don't mind being light skinned.

too small