I'm eating chicken schnitzels with waffles

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm literally a mermaid

Ok, let’s not get ridiculous here. You’re a sea wench and that’s about as good as your going to get. Be grateful.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm not going to let Bam derail my thread. Not like this. Not this way.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm not going to let Bam derail my thread. Not like this. Not this way.

Too late, bitch

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Too late, bitch

My hair is better than yours and everyone agrees.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Shout out to those guys. That lady was too pure for this shitty world. o7

The other week I bought some burger patties from a local butcher shop that grinds bacon with the beef. Tossed them fuckers on the grill and put pepper jack on them grilled the onion and tomato. Made 2 sourdough grilled cheese sandwiches with provolone to use as the buns. Im not proud of myself

 

[Jizz]

You weren't wrong.

I like dropping balls of nigger hair in the water for divers to find.
No dolphins here, just manatees and sharks.

Are you afraid of sharks? I'm terrified of them and don't go in the ocean past my knees!

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

This nigga really tried to make chicken and waffles sound like some kind of fancy meal.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You weren't wrong.

I like dropping balls of nigger hair in the water for divers to find.
No dolphins here, just manatees and sharks.

Stupid hair is just running over manatees for no reason

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Is that the same knife as the one he took a photo of in his ass crack?

What is it with these fat retards and sticking knives up their shitters?

Is this what a man does when he doesn't have to go to work on a Monday in America? Blimey.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Really? The chicken breasts are boneless? Fucking fat idiot.

Bone-in chicken breasts are a thing but they're the exception because fileted breasts are preferred by customers and easier for home cooks. It's stupid to point out that chicken breasts are 'boneless' when that's the default and arguably the least savvy choice. It's like proudly boasting that they're skinless.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Yes child, only a 2000 calories breakfast for the good boy.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

He must’ve eaten the vegetables on his plate before taking the picture, right?

frys, tator tots even potato skins with season sour cream count as ''Vegetables'' ,sweetie

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Is that the same knife as the one he took a photo of in his ass crack?

No, the ass knife was a chef knife. He likely uses the ass knife to chop up the habaneros for the hot sauce he gives out.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I like that he only showed half a waffle, like he didn't eat it before hand.