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i can grab my own Miller. thank you
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Imagine thinking bartenders are entitled to a livable wage.
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I used to fuck this slut bartender (redundant) named Annie. Wonder what that retard is up to now.
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Annie is a weird name for a guy.
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I went to a bar for the first time, then came back the next day and the chick decided she knew me and handed me the drink before I said a word. Except that's not what I wanted. So I had to act like that's exceptional customer service and tip her and shit.
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You son of a bitch!
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Bam, that was a federal agent and it was what you wanted. You paid your abuser basically.
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The last time I went to a bar it was the middle of the day and they had half priced Caesars. My ex and the chick bartender were talking and I was in a shit mood for some reason so I was sitting there scowling. I ordered a Caesar and the chick (who was being very cold to me and overly nice to my gf because I'm a rain cloud) said "I forgot to rim the glass." I was like "Are you fucking kidding me? Rim another glass and pour the drink into it. That's like the whole fucking thing that makes them good." She asked if she could just sprinkle some in the drink and I was like "Well I'm fucking leaving" and left my ex there to pay the cunt that she was having such a blast with. When she got to the truck she flipped out on me for being a Pouting Thomas like "Everyone could tell you were all pissed off from the second you walked in there. That was fucking embarrassing." And I went off on a rant about how that chick is a dumb fucking cunt and I should've dumped the drink on her head and it was a big fight.
Honestly, I think what pissed me off more than the drink was that my chick wanted to sit right at the bar and I would've rather been able to have a conversation with her rather than listen to TWO cunts fucking squeal at eachother.
Honestly, I think what pissed me off more than the drink was that my chick wanted to sit right at the bar and I would've rather been able to have a conversation with her rather than listen to TWO cunts fucking squeal at eachother.
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Depending on if you can do it and you’re in a high volume place you can do well as a bartender. Everyone thinks it’s hard remembering “all of those drinks” when people don’t really order all the stupid name drinks. It’s usually vodka / mixer, whisky / mixer, rum / mixer etc. and only boomers will ask for something like a 7 and 7 or an Alabama Slammer that hasn’t been a thing in years. It was called a “Cape Coder” for years until people started to just order it as it is - a cranberry and vodka.
From my experience of course N persons will always try to claim you didn’t put any alcohol in their Long Island ice tea or other sweet drink that will fuck you up. That’s the point, stupid - you’re not supposed to taste the booze if you’re ordering drinks made to be sweet. Wanna taste the booze? Order a vodka on the rocks.
From my experience of course N persons will always try to claim you didn’t put any alcohol in their Long Island ice tea or other sweet drink that will fuck you up. That’s the point, stupid - you’re not supposed to taste the booze if you’re ordering drinks made to be sweet. Wanna taste the booze? Order a vodka on the rocks.
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I consider it one of the easiest jobs for how much you make. Especially hot chicks and their tits.
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And yes, motherfuckers, there is more to a fucking Caesar than plain clamato juice, vodka and rimming salt. Where's the horseradish? Where's the Worchestershire sauce? Where's the pickle juice. Fucking kill yourself you cunt. Half price is right, I could make a better Caesar with my fucking dick.
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I managed a bar / grill at an Atlantic City Casino years ago and became a bartender because my bartenders were all making more than me (I was salary) and working less hours / have to deal with less bullshit. I knew guys (men mind you, not women who already have an advantage even if they can’t make drinks for shit) that could easily pull in 1500 - 2000 a night at a good night club. I was real close to moving to Vegas at one time in my life to bartend at the casinos because not only do you do well in tips but they pay well above the usual bartender hourly or a couple bucks. I have friends from when I was a bar manager that went out there and are doing very well for themselves (bought nice homes, drive nice cars, etc)
That’s why I think it’s so funny that cornball Rapist Kelly Williams is a broke bum living in Vegas and cries about being poor. With his stupid cornball personality he could probably do well working the casinos in a sever / bartender position but that’s beneath him because he’s a stupid lazy faggot.
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I always tip ugly broads and men more. I’m a good tipper in general because I already acknowledge I’m getting assraped if I’m going out. Just kind of is what it is but the idea that they have a hard job is ENRAGING!
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So the difference between that and a Bloody Mary is the juice?
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Yeah. It's got clam juice in there.
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Yuck they put their cooter juice in your drink
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Fuck yeah, only the realest niggers buy jars of pickles for their ceasars, not just for the dope as fuck picklesters themselves, but that juice is what makes a Ceasar really rock.
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I drink virgin Caesars all the time because I just love the taste of them. I'll drive around with a full on Caesar with a pickled asparagus in the glass and everything.