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Introducing Country Pat
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Real country folk drink the milk from bulls, not cows.
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Classic country tackled those issues? Please list those artists and songs because that’s not true. Does Pat know most country artists don’t write their own music?
This is further proof he had no friends growing up because he was a poor yet arrogant asshole that believed he was better than everyone. He really thinks him living in a place that is meant to be a rental property to college kids / lower income families means he “made it” in life.
This is further proof he had no friends growing up because he was a poor yet arrogant asshole that believed he was better than everyone. He really thinks him living in a place that is meant to be a rental property to college kids / lower income families means he “made it” in life.
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You could say the same thing about Milwaukee too, idiot.
Also your favorite song stinks
HEAD STRONG WE CAN TAKE YOU ON HEAD STRONG WE CAN TAKE ON ANYONE
Also your favorite song stinks
HEAD STRONG WE CAN TAKE YOU ON HEAD STRONG WE CAN TAKE ON ANYONE
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Imagine gatekeeping music you dont even listen to.
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Half a graduating class is in prison and the other half works as guards because that’s the only job they can get? Does he think small towns have large prisons? Also prison guards actually makes pretty decent money - I think in the 50-60 range to start. It’s amazing how stupid he is.
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A guy who has never worked an honest manual labor job in his life, and the single time he tried decided he was too good for it and walked out, is going to lecture rural America about the music they listen to from his urban hovel. Ok.
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You never realized Willie Nelson was pretty much gangsta rap?
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I was having some beers with Randy Travis and I’m almost positive he called Pat a fat faggot with bitch tits.
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He also seems to be confusing multiple genres - classic country was pretty much all happy / good time stuff mixed in with heartbreak songs (he stopped loving her today, tear in my beer, always on my mind, etc) but in his mind Johnny Cash was writing music (he didn’t) for the “real” troubled people because he’s heard part of Folsom prison blues and thinks all his songs were like that (he must not know Johnny Cash had a lot of Christian Faith songs)
I think music Pat might be his worst personality as it’s clear he has shit taste in music if he thinks Trapt and Powerman 5000 were great and Foo Fighters is the greatest band of the last 30 years. Foo Fighters are sick of playing Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl would rather do anything else - they only tour when Dave needs a pay day so he can do all his other projects.
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All while thinking the Foo Fighters are one of the greatest bands of all time.
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The whole “in a small town half the graduating class ends up in prison and the other half can only get jobs as prison guards” is one of the most out of touch things I’ve ever heard. Most of those small towns are made up of good working people with families. Funny how he says this is what happens in small rural white towns yet ignores what happens in poor black communities and how many end up in prison.
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Remember when he got upset at a white high school football player and his white cheerleader girlfriend for just existing? A single picture of them looking happy had him seething and going on some weird rant about how both of their lives are peaking... unlike the "nerds" (with 1.78 GPAs) who are gonna escape this one stoplight town, fuck TONS of hot fawkin chicks and show everybody!! Life is an 80's teen movie, child.
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I can't stand Pat "Know-it-all" Tomlinson
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He has so much hate towards anyone that was popular in high school because he was a huge loser everybody hated because he was an arrogant asshole. To cope he has to tell himself anyone that was Prom King / Football QB / Head Cheerleader / Prom Queen / etc. all peaked in high school and are now poor fat white trash living in trailer parks which is far from true. Odds are the people that were popular in high school went to college, graduated, got good jobs, and started families. He is forever that angry friendless loser that’s now in his 40s, fat, and married to a frump of a wife.
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>racism and homophobia
>but y’all ain’t ready for that.
Of course fatass has to ruin a good point by virtue signaling
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Also ignoring that homophobia is also a big issue in the black community - but “y’all ain’t ready for that.
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I haven't heard any of these problematic country songs. Only stuff that's popular and successful enough to make it my way is jellyroll whining about addiction and his troubled past. But what do I know.
