Introducing Country Pat

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Welp, y'all... (1/?)

 

[Brooke Shields]

>racism and homophobia
>but y’all ain’t ready for that.

Of course fatass has to ruin a good point by virtue signaling

I know, he really was making at least an accurate point about the falls of abandoned towns, then he throws in something that's a gay pander to the ex-working-class Democrat politicians who abandoned those towns

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tubby Keith
Johnny Trash
Swollen Jennings
Cuck Owens
Lardy
Gorge Strait
Chili Nelson

Chris Stableton

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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Fucking faggot liberals acting like the are in a position to gatekeep country is fucking retarded. They only want to point out the cases where some outlaw country guys talk about how they hate "fake patriotism" and ignore that was the exception bro the rule and those guys were degenerate drunks and addicts. Also they forget guys like DAC threw around the Hard R like candy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Fucking faggot liberals acting like the are in a position to gatekeep country is fucking retarded. They only want to point out the cases where some outlaw country guys talk about how they hate "fake patriotism" and ignore that was the exception bro the rule and those guys were degenerate drunks and addicts. Also they forget guys like DAC threw around the Hard R like candy

Plus it’s clear Pat - who claims to be up on everything popular and current - completely missed the viral country / folk song “The Rich Men of Richmond” from Oliver Anthony from almost two years ago. That video has over 200 million views but piggy missed it. I know he lives in fly over country but holy shit is he out of touch on everything. What’s next? “Y’all slept on Taylor Swift”

 

[DanFielding]

Chris Stableton

Girth Brooks

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

I know, he really was making at least an accurate point about the falls of abandoned towns, then he throws in something that's a gay pander to the ex-working-class Democrat politicians who abandoned those towns

Oh yeah, and this is gonna sound gay as shit, but it’s a forum meme pander so fuck it…

It’s funny to here him talk about racism in country music, when he’s been accused of murdering a black republican.

 

[Hudson]

On my couch again
Just eating, Tweeting, farting on my couch again
Still getting blackout drunk and wishing that I had friends
I’m seething, coping and crying on my couch again

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Tubby Keith
Johnny Trash
Swollen Jennings
Cuck Owens
Lardy
Gorge Strait
Chili Nelson

George Gay
Moby Keith

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Oh yeah, and this is gonna sound gay as shit, but it’s a forum meme pander so fuck it…

It’s funny to here him talk about racism in country music, when he’s been accused of murdering a black republican.

Also funny since there’s black country artists now - country music now of course is just pop music with cowboy hats but it’s not just all white guys anymore.

Racism in country music? I guess Pat also completely missed Beyoncé’s hit country album. You know, the one that was a big deal since she won so many Grammy awards for it and Beyoncé winning it became a meme.

 

[nasty twp]

going to lecture rural America about the music they listen to from his urban hovel. Ok.

I actually was born and raised rural, lived in the sticks over half my life. Moved back during lockdowns.

Cannot abide it when any sort of townie, rich cunt or not, starts trying to opine about how we live. You don't know us and you not one of us just because you happen to be an avid watcher of Countryfile and The One Show. Jog on back to the city, you Tory ninnies.

 

[Hudson]

Also funny since there’s black country artists now - country music now of course is just pop music with cowboy hats but it’s not just all white guys anymore.

Racism in country music? I guess Pat also completely missed Beyoncé’s hit country album. You know, the one that was a big deal since she won so many Grammy awards for it and Beyoncé winning it became a meme.

Quite a few contemporary country artists of color; Kane Brown, Shaboozy, Darius Rucker, The War and Treaty, Jimmie Allen (before he fucked up)

Pat lives in his own fart bubble.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Plus it’s clear Pat - who claims to be up on everything popular and current - completely missed the viral country / folk song “The Rich Men of Richmond” from Oliver Anthony from almost two years ago. That video has over 200 million views but piggy missed it. I know he lives in fly over country but holy shit is he out of touch on everything. What’s next? “Y’all slept on Taylor Swift”

And Try That In a Small Town ...

And when Tobey Keith died and they tried to pretend he was fake country because he wrote songs Republicans like... (Even though he predated country just becoming cowboy hat pop music)

And a white country artist winning a Grammy covering a song a black woman wrote...

And Darius Rucker...

Almost like the knows shit about country. But yeah Pat, those classic country stars who absolutely said nigger were totally on your side.

 

[Random username]

David Allen cuck

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Girl Haggard (Nikki)

 

[Diaper WOOD]

Real country folk drink the milk from bulls, not cows.

Line of the day!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And Try That In a Small Town ...

And when Tobey Keith died and they tried to pretend he was fake country because he wrote songs Republicans like... (Even though he predated country just becoming cowboy hat pop music)

And a white country artist winning a Grammy covering a song a black woman wrote...

And Darius Rucker...

Almost like the knows shit about country. But yeah Pat, those classic country stars who absolutely said nigger were totally on your side.

Yeah people like Pat all cheered when Toby Keith died because of some story that claimed Kris Kristofferson called him all kinds of shit to his face at some event over his big post 9/11 hit “Red White and Blue” yet I couldn’t find any proof of it. They acted it like that his big breakthrough even though he had been popular since the early 90s.

 

[Suetonius]

Gee why don’t Southerners make music about how the South fucking sucks? Thats a mystery. Why don’t country artists who get played on the radio stop singing about dumb shit and instead sing about how child rapes are covered up? You’re right Pat, genius idea.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Girth Brooks

Chris Gaines Weight

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Also funny since there’s black country artists now - country music now of course is just pop music with cowboy hats but it’s not just all white guys anymore.

That I do not like. I think country should be only white people.