Is this true?

[42069]

Rumors are swirling around; that Pat once ate so much at a Chinese buffet that he shit himself, and that he continued to eat for another hour afterwards. Can any of you confirm this?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I read it here so it has to be true.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Did he then go to a Brewers game? Patrick seems to have a problem with shitting his pants. Allegedly.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I can confirm that I have also heard this rumor. In the version I heard, he apparently prepared for his trip by wearing an adult diaper because he knew shitting himself was a real possibility.

 

[TokenX]

Pat once ate so much at a Chinese buffet Chinese children that he shit himself,

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I heard he has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

 

[Meownaw]

I also remember him asking for the children's menu and getting upset that it was just food FOR kids. Sick guy.

 

[Raymond]

I don't know if that is true or not, but people certainly say that.