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Hudson

He def has his hackles up today. I’m thinking it has to be fence related. That thing is an absolute monstrosity, Nikki has probably had it with what a fucking loser he is and has been lighting him up. Constantly having to look at it doesn’t help. Resents the fact that he has to go out there and risk a cardiac episode and still fuck it up instead of just using a book advance to pay for it. The slow, creeping realization that he ruined his own life and career must be maddening. If he loses the MPD lawsuit the pig might get really desperate.
Really get desperate? He already "vandalized" his bike and home with a marker, forgetting to disguise his handwriting. He's also suspected of swatting his hovel for sympathy points and MPD dollars.

"Desperate"would be having some introspection and self awareness for once in his life. Also mixing in the occasional salad and taking a night off from boozing.
 
Now Pat claims getting his awful report card is TWO felonies
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Nobody is going to prison for your report card. He’s really spiraling today - I think he got bad news.
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This is his new cope - we’re not bullies but we’re dangerous criminals but we’re also cowards would never bully him to his face because he’s so intimidating. We’re not getting death row but life in prison for calling him a fat idiot.
You'd think a guy who claims to have been SWAT-ed 60 times, fears for his life to the point where he's filed multiple lawsuits and gotten local, state and federal law enforcement involved wouldn't spend all day antagonizing his trolls to get them to show up in person at his residence. You would be wrong. He learned literally nothing from his hearing with the judge in the Nadolski thing, where his entire argument that he was being stalked fell completely apart when the judge saw his texts antagonizing his troll. He's potentially the stupidest LOLcow out there. Others are weirder or more deviant or violent, etc. But Pat is the dumbest.
 
Really get desperate? He already "vandalized" his bike and home with a marker, forgetting to disguise his handwriting. He's also suspected of swatting his hovel for sympathy points and MPD dollars.

"Desperate"would be having some introspection and self awareness for once in his life. Also mixing in the occasional salad and taking a night off from boozing.
As Chris Watts would probably gladly explain, there’s levels to desperation
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
I dream about an alternate reality where Fat was drafted for Vietnam and ended up in bootcamp with Sargent Hartman from Platoon. It would make the best footage ever filmed. "WHATS YOUR NAME FATBODY!?!?" "Why yes child, my name is PatricK TTomlinsoN, son of JewdiThh and Tthomas TtomlinsoNN, sir" "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE WORM. ILL SCREW YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT PRIVATE FAGGOT!" "Sir, thats homophobic, sir" "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIVATE FAGGOT. WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!? IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASS BLOODY WITH PTs!!!! YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT BECAUSE IM GOING TO BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOU LISPY QUEER, YOU HEAR ME!?!?! ID INVITE YOU OVER TO FUCK MY SISTER IN THE ASSHOLE TONIGHT BUT I KNOW YOURE ONLY INTERESTED IN FUCKING MENS ASSES THAT ARE HIV POSITIVE PRIVATE QUEERBAIT!!!!"
 

chewtoyrapist

Strong. Confident.
I always think of the old movie elevator pitch - “It’s Die Hard on a (blank)!” Which can be used to deserve many hit movies made over the years. It’s been happening for decades - hit movie comes out and they try to capitalize off it by making similar movies. Pats own works are rip offs of Douglas Adams, hunt for the red October (in space!) and stale 80s movies references that have been done to death (don’t cross the streams, we don’t need roads, etc) so it’s funny to see him so upset over AI.
Honestly if you just put in promts so there's no overt references to previous works, you'll get something more original than the majority of writers. Sucks to suck, you fucking hacks. I guess we won't get to enjoy the limitless imaginations of people addicted to social media with no real formal education or any unique perspective. Shucks. Darn.
 

Muppet Mouth Marion

Queen of the comebacks
I dream about an alternate reality where Fat was drafted for Vietnam and ended up in bootcamp with Sargent Hartman from Platoon. It would make the best footage ever filmed. "WHATS YOUR NAME FATBODY!?!?" "Why yes child, my name is PatricK TTomlinsoN, son of JewdiThh and Tthomas TtomlinsoNN, sir" "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE WORM. ILL SCREW YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT PRIVATE FAGGOT!" "Sir, thats homophobic, sir" "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIVATE FAGGOT. WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!? IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASS BLOODY WITH PTs!!!! YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT BECAUSE IM GOING TO BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOU LISPY QUEER, YOU HEAR ME!?!?! ID INVITE YOU OVER TO FUCK MY SISTER IN THE ASSHOLE TONIGHT BUT I KNOW YOURE ONLY INTERESTED IN FUCKING MENS ASSES THAT ARE HIV POSITIVE PRIVATE QUEERBAIT!!!!"
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
Of course these losers like Pat, Jason Sanford, Hildy are such hacks they refuse to adapt to technology and believe anything sci fi has to be set in space. Some of the best sci fi is based on the question of “what if” but these faggots can’t even come up with sometime even close to interesting or clever. What’s funny is Pat’s ideas are so shitty not even AI would generate it because it’s so bad.

The thing that really exposes the lack of understanding and creativity in anti-ai creatives is that they can only concieve of AI like its built for shitting out ghostwritten sequels to Starship Repo.

I went to see a play a few months ago that used AI to generate content. It was still a bit meta and experimental, and I can't even really define what the experience was but it was something new. Kind of like an escape room where you had to scan items in the space to unfold the narrative and the cast had to improvise, but it wasnt a game, just a story. Either way it was like 20 minutes long and was way more engaging and thought provoking than some bullshit sfwa novel.
I was talking to one of the team afterwards and the whole thing was made by 5 people with zero funding. The dude was inviting people behind the lighting desk to talk through the system and only a complete retard could think it was some kind of lesser form of expression just because it "used AI".
It was exactly the kind of thing someone like Patrick simply couldn't ever make because it required a lot of different technical skills and a deep understanding of audience and form and narrative. All Patrick has are pointless details and a superficial understanding of a few inflexible structures. He doesn't give a shit about how the audience will actually experience his work, so he'll stick with writing novels nobody will read for the rest of his life thinking he's doing something worthwhile.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
I’ve noticed the majority of “creatives” that hate AI are very un-creative.
It's a terrible reminder that most of what internet creatives do isn't art. It's not art to trace a character or do a redeisgn of another character from media and call it your original design. Ai does what those people do in seconds, doing comissions for people to beat off too is the equivalent of being a whore, and they wasted what little talent they all had on that. I would be pretty pissed too if I were in their shoes.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
The thing that really exposes the lack of understanding and creativity in anti-ai creatives is that they can only concieve of AI like its built for shitting out ghostwritten sequels to Starship Repo.
That does happen though. Brian Quinn talked about how he knew someone that had AI write a screenplay and then sold it without even changing a single word.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
That does happen though. Brian Quinn talked about how he knew someone that had AI write a screenplay and then sold it without even changing a single word.
The only unbelievable part is that he only knows "someone" who did it. Even saying 'ai wrote it without changing a single word' is a gross boomer's oversimplification of what it takes to get anything useable from one of these systems. It's not like you just log on to chat GPT and say "Write a screenplay". Ai isn't magic, its an industrial process. Unless you prompt it extensively to get what you want it will just return complete trash. It probably still took 100 rewrites and tons of refining to turn into something workable, it just allows people to iterate infinitely faster than one human can. The barrier to realising every idea anyone has ever had has never been lower and that's still not good enough for these "creatives".
 
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