Obviously not or she wouldn’t be panhandling on the internet
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It's looking like maggie will have to leave her broke ass no good husband and get a sugar daddy
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Maggie is such a grifter. She's so full of shit about not normally doing this. She's always slashing her stupidly overinflated prices with some sob story. Her last dog fucking hated her anyway. If your own dog keeps growling at you in anger thats a red flag that you're probably a piece of shit. I tried to find the video where shes manhandling her dog like a retard hugging a toy but tapped out because every vlog starts with her making a big fuss about the fact that she drinks Earl Grey but then she says she's put a splash of almond milk in because she is a fat-tongued idiot. She sucks.
Every couple months her loser husband seems to get on her for not making any money so she brings out some sob story about how she needs to sell stuff because she needs money bad. This time it’s doggie dental work, another time it was for a plumbing bill, etc.
Anyone wanna shoot dis nigga an email asking for a hardship exemption?
This dopey fatso has millions in unsold paintings
Is she showing her butthole for money yet?
What fuckin savage adds anything to Earl Grey? It already has bergamot
The big fat gall of this big fat bitch
What's the made up reason she can't get a job again?
She doesn't even attempt to justify it. That would burn calories.
I think she’s on a vague disability - something about she “broke” her back or some shit.
She loves to show off her mug that says “smash the patriarchy” yet her husband works to support the both of them and she can’t even be trusted with a credit card or go grocery shopping because of the big scary shopping carts.
She recovered from the broken back and went on to be a martial arts superstar. Her invisible disability is her hands cramping up but she pushes past her limitations and holds a paintbrush for several hundred hours. It's inspiring, really.
Don’t forget she always claims to be a “power lifter” which I’m guessing means she’s able to get herself off the couch
I bet her husband suggested more budget friendly groceries and she was like do you want me to die of a vitamin deficiency like the last time I tried that???
He really married the dud of all duds. She can’t even bother to go grocery shopping while he works because of those scary shopping carts. Didn’t she say she has to actually freeze her credit cards (in ice in the freezer) because she can’t be trusted with it? She’s beyond useless.
She's only qualified to be a shopping cart returner, which unfortunately is also her phobia
I’m not sure what game she’s running but I don’t believe she’s pregnant. It goes against everything we know about her.Her policy is not to talk about it with the exception of the one time she slipped up and did, so idk
She probably isn’t - shes probably using it as an excuse for being so fat. “I’m eating for two!” She yelled at her loser husband watching all his hard earned money be spent on food for his bottomless pit of a wife.
Then they drink it when you aren't looking.
That bitch has giant legs. She puts a serious hurting on a pair of jeans.