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We know, retard.
Some nigger program bullshit. Idk. Us whites have to pay full price. (Although ive been using that app “Upside” and saving $.18-.20 a gallon. Its worth it.)Gasoline allowance? The fuck is he talking about?
To be fair the back of the bus is the better experience. I never ride in front unless I'm standing. The back is always warmer in winter and cooler in summer because of the HVAC system design. You're also higher up in the back which gives you a better view of your ride. You also get to ask the bus driver to open the back door to let you out, so you get to have a special request granted to you. That builds relationships with the driver who eventually is nice enough to let you on for free here and there because they recognize you a little more through the request interactions.Joe would never take the bus for 2 reasons:
1. Too stupid to understand a bus schedule
2. Hates buses because his father and grandfather always had to ride in the back
Sitting at the back also allows you to people watch and see all the losers get on and off the bus. Agreed.To be fair the back of the bus is the better experience. I never ride in front unless I'm standing. The back is always warmer in winter and cooler in summer because of the HVAC system design. You're also higher up in the back which gives you a better view of your ride. You also get to ask the bus driver to open the back door to let you out, so you get to have a special request granted to you. That builds relationships with the driver who eventually is nice enough to let you on for free here and there because they recognize you a little more through the request interactions.
Even having a car I used to use the bus all the time for most of my life and have always become cool with the drivers.
Lots of reasons to hate public transportation, but it's something I've always appreciated.
NANA budgeting his shit now probably, haha.Gasoline allowance? The fuck is he talking about?
Gasoline allowance? The fuck is he talking about?
And that his dad sent him across the country on one without enough money. Thats where glory hole Joe originated, rockers gotsta eatJoe would never take the bus for 2 reasons:
1. Too stupid to understand a bus schedule
2. Hates buses because his father and grandfather always had to ride in the back
You have an incredible talent for understanding retard. I, like the rest, had no clue what this bumbling dolt was trying to conveyI think he's saying it's not his credit card's fault that there's an arbitrary limit of $74 on gasoline purchases (which is absolutely untrue), but his elementary understanding of phrasing and grammar makes it seem like he's saying the credit card is not his own, likely due to the fact that he lives on an allowance from his little brother.
The Spit Sedan"Work van", right, sure Joe.
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