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Joseph Cumia / Brother Joe has some trouble filling up his Barbie car

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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So just assigning people generic names that may or may not be their name is peak comedy now. Hilarious. Hobble out on your shitty scurvy legs and pump your own fucking gas, Joe.
Wanna know something gay? Hes not allowed to. In New York and New Jersey i think its “illegal” to pump your own gas. You need to have an attendant do it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

A Simple Country Rube
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Wanna know something gay? Hes not allowed to. In New York and New Jersey i think its “illegal” to pump your own gas. You need to have an attendant do it.
That's super gay. Pay some crackly voiced pothead to dump gas down the side of your car. I worked at a gas station for a while when I was a kid and the only people who ever wanted their gas pumped for them were women.
 
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