Joseph Cumia’s brither bought him a new guitar

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

"When you want to play a guitar with looks similar to an expensive classic, then Epiphone is perfect for filling that space"

100% Made in China...nice American flag emoji, stupid.

 

[AntSucks]

It was made in Korea according to the serial number. He bought him a second hand cheap guitar. Here's the listing

Epiphone Epiphone Chet Atkins SST Steel String Solid Body Black | Reverb

Comes with original hard shell case!Body back material mahogany, single cutaway, sides mahoganyBridge rosewood, Hardware color gold hardwareFingerboard material rosewoodFinish blackScale length 24.75 inches scale-lengthNeck joint set, mahogany Neck width1.68 inches wide at nut, Number of frets 20...

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This would be a huge step down for a pro musician .

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It was made in Korea according to the serial number. He bought him a second hand cheap guitar. Here's the listing

Epiphone Epiphone Chet Atkins SST Steel String Solid Body Black | Reverb

Comes with original hard shell case!Body back material mahogany, single cutaway, sides mahoganyBridge rosewood, Hardware color gold hardwareFingerboard material rosewoodFinish blackScale length 24.75 inches scale-lengthNeck joint set, mahogany Neck width1.68 inches wide at nut, Number of frets 20...

reverb.com

This would be a huge step down for a pro musician .

Nice arsenal, Joseph “FAGGOT” Cumia!

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Meanwhile, Laylas scraping together quarters to get her dinner from a vending machine

 

[UnPRePared]

My brother Steve once joked about getting me an Epiphone for Christmas.

I replied that I would disown him and ensure our father removed him from the Will. "I do not want the guitar equivalent of Spam", I think I said.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hey a new guitar he can pretend to be playing at the Moose Lodge.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

...is he wearing a mask whilst taking that pic?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

...is he wearing a mask whilst taking that pic?

Yes but I think that's whoever is selling the guitar.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Yes but I think that's whoever is selling the guitar.

Derp, you're right. He posted a pic from the site.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Derp, you're right. He posted a pic from the site.

Just like his dieting post, he declares ownership of the guitar before even actually paying for it