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Me? My little brother gave me some money to buy TSLA while it’s low.
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Joseph gives his opinion on Elon musk / stocks
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Me? My little brother gave me some money to buy TSLA while it’s low.
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How much did he lose so far? @Suetonius
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Current Tesla Price: $236 a share
Portfolio value: $9440
Still losing money but up more than he was.
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I still think it’s Anthony that bought TSLA stock and Joe thinks Ant’s money is also his. Joe can’t even figure out how to avoid FB scams so I doubt he could even figure out how to set up an account to buy stocks. The extent of his investing is Trump junk like playing cards and cologne.
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Thanks, Joe. The world was waiting for you to explain what's been going on to us dumb plebs.
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Holy shit Joann is a retard
“Our life time” - these two probably have less than 10 years left to live.
“Our life time” - these two probably have less than 10 years left to live.
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Wow, I wasn’t sold after the first post about the Tesla stock but now he makes some convincing points! Thank you Brother Joe for sharing your investing tips -unemployed former crack smoking high school dropout who buys hot dogs for triple their value and drives to Schenectady to purchase broken guitar amps is who I want to follow financial advice from.
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Convincing bloated, retarded bums like Joe that they can be "retail investors" is one of the great scams of modern times. Every tweeting queer thinks they can "win" in the stock market or "become their own bank" with crypto. And they willingly, even excitedly, just give their money away.
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It’s funny since we’re talking about two old boomers here thinking NOW is the time to invest when they should have done it years ago since they won’t be around much longer. My boomer cousin bought a bunch gold about a year ago and while gold has been higher than ever you really should have been buying it years ago when it was much cheaper (I think it’s now at 3k an ounce, 20 years ago was prob in the 800-900 range)
But even funnier it’s only because of trump white trash boomers like Joe and crusty Joann think now is the time to invest because of Trump. They really think he’s some genius yet he sees them all as dumb marks that will buy whatever he’s selling.
“We can become our own banks!” Sure Crusty Joann, you’re almost 70 and NOW you’re gonna make it rich!
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It’s funny cause the stock market is probably gonna be very volatile in the near future. At least for the next 18 months or so
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Retards like Joe are classic top buyers. They don’t pay attention to a market until Fox or CNN runs some headline saying “TESLA HITS ALL TIME HIGH” and they start buying like fucking tards not realizing the money train already left.
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Very true, all the tariff talk is going to do some damage which is great for dopes like Joe and crusty Joann.
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And of course he (or Ant since I have a hard time believing Joe has a good amount of cash on hand to buy stock) buys Tesla because of Trump like a true retard. There’s lots of strong / stable companies that have been around forever but he goes for one of the most overvalued stocks. I bet Joe has no idea what a “blue chip” stock since that would have been a smarter financial move.
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Joe Cumia is a Baby Boomer and doesn't own land or a house. Think about that. How badly do you have to fuck every single thing up, being in a generation that, by all metrics, has had it the easiest in the entire history of the world, AND you are given money for doing fuck all for years and you don't have a house and land?
My father in law is a Boomer, said no to some coworkers and their offer to group buy some land just outside of Houston. It's Kingwood now, and they are all millionaires. He regrets that, of course, but this man also stumbled into some the best real estate buys you could get otherwise for incredible prices even at the time. Lake houses, cabins, suburban homes. Just "oh, look, a house for sale. I'll buy it." type shit you hear Boomers talk about like everyone knows what they mean and can relate.
He was getting free money when the housing market blew up and you could get McMansions in a six pack for 30 bucks. Literally every Boomer in my family has at least 2 properties, the drunks only having one. I really cannot understand how you can be so fucking stupid.
My father in law is a Boomer, said no to some coworkers and their offer to group buy some land just outside of Houston. It's Kingwood now, and they are all millionaires. He regrets that, of course, but this man also stumbled into some the best real estate buys you could get otherwise for incredible prices even at the time. Lake houses, cabins, suburban homes. Just "oh, look, a house for sale. I'll buy it." type shit you hear Boomers talk about like everyone knows what they mean and can relate.
He was getting free money when the housing market blew up and you could get McMansions in a six pack for 30 bucks. Literally every Boomer in my family has at least 2 properties, the drunks only having one. I really cannot understand how you can be so fucking stupid.
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So Ant's gonna have shell out more MOOla once stupid here looses more money investing Tesla cause OWN LIBs is Joe 24/7 motto
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It’s true - my boomer dad and his business partners that bought restaurants and ran them did well with buying real estate in the late 90s / early 2000s buying condos in Myrtle Beach on golf courses / the beach. These guys were not what you would call super rich but they were able to do it and eventually sell them all for a good profit as well as renting them during the spring / summer for years.
It’s mind mowing Joe is almost 70 and with every advantage / big hand out from his wealthy brother still has a mortgage on a condo. But Joe will be the first to bitch that younger people are all lazy snowflakes / spend all their money on Starbucks and say shit like “nobody wants to work now!” While he’s done everything he can to avoid working hard at anything his whole life.
I bought my place about 10 years ago which was the right time to buy as everything is way over priced now but I have no idea how younger people can even attempt to buy a place now.
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Is there someone Trump can tote out that could convince Joe to not spend thousands in surcharges on Uncle G’s? Maybe Trump should tweet something out like “PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN 401K - INVEST SMART! MAGA!”
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It's horseshit, Joe is skulking around Layler's piggy bank looking for quarters to buy a couple Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers.
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Im shocked Joe never got onboard with the whole ‘’drop shipping’ business