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50 years ago he'd be upside down with a.... we get it
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He doesn’t even inhaleHe has been smoking weed daily for less than a year but makes it his identity like he some old school stoner. I remember when I started smoking weed in high school and I was so preoccupied with weed related anything. Hes a rookie still in the honeymoon phase.
Of course he can’t work but has to smoke a ton of weed everyday due to his vague “Trama” and collect money from the government while he cries about white people being evil. This cornball has zero shame - he’s 56 and thinks it’s cool to wish everyone a happy 420 like he’s some try hard teenager. His kids must be embarrassed to have him as a father posting this shit on social media for all to see.This dorky dinge smokes a fucking quarter ounce a day? No wonder he can't muster up the energy to do anything but the occasional karaoke or date rape, he's fawkin zooted on his shrimp-fart couch all day.
Of course he can’t work but has to smoke a ton of weed everyday due to his vague “Trama” and collect money from the government while he cries about white people being evil. This cornball has zero shame - he’s 56 and thinks it’s cool to wish everyone a happy 420 like he’s some try hard teenager. His kids must be embarrassed to have him as a father posting this shit on social media for all to see.
I knew a girl like that - complete bum of a person - her entire life was about smoking weed all day and being prescribed it for various very vague reasons. Of course she learned this from her mother who was on also on a vague “disability” even though she was perfectly fine to drive a car, walk around, etc. and had her mess of a daughter her “care giver” (more government gibs) and the mother of course was prescribed weed for her vague disability. Of course they were both fat slobs but it’s very concerning how many people are like this - I just can’t imagine living and being proud of being a bum - especially when you have kids.One of my friends moved a girl into his house less than two weeks after meeting her. She collects a lot of money in various welfare fraud schemes and smokes an ounce of medical weed a week for her “trauma” - all of the usual lazy loser stuff.
I was the only person with the courage to tell him as explicitly as possible he’s making a huge mistake and he needs to wise up immediately or have his life ruined. I knew he wouldn’t listen, but he can’t say nobody ever told him now at least.
He sincerely believed she would clean up, get a job and pay toward his mortgage (he’s in financial trouble and kicked his reliable tenant out of his house for her) and be a trad wife.
Anyway, she’s now accusing him of rape, battery, coercion and all the other obvious things that would happen. She also convinced him it would be in his best interests to act crazy to his doctors so he could be diagnosed as a violent alcoholic bipolar lunatic, for some reason he thought he could receive endless gib money and work from home if he did this, and all he’s achieved is shooting his credibility in court to shreds and had his security clearance revoked at work.
Not sure why I’m writing an essay on this, but this class of people is becoming a real pandemic of bums.
I knew a girl like that - complete bum of a person - her entire life was about smoking weed all day and being prescribed it for various very vague reasons. Of course she learned this from her mother who was on also on a vague “disability” even though she was perfectly fine to drive a car, walk around, etc. and had her mess of a daughter her “care giver” (more government gibs) and the mother of course was prescribed weed for her vague disability. Of course they were both fat slobs but it’s very concerning how many people are like this - I just can’t imagine living and being proud of being a bum - especially when you have kids.
Since it was Easter I saw my family and talk came up about my great uncle and his wife who are in their 80s and not in the best of health and how they having trouble putting into place who gets what they have and how it will be split once they pass. They have a pretty large house that is paid off that is worth a good amount (especially now) and that’s pretty much their only asset to go to their kids. Of course the problem is having it be fair and all since they have 4 kids that are obviously all grown and with their families.
Kelly on the other hand is almost 60 with 3 kids and has nothing to his name - he’s refused to work and leeched off his white ex wives until they divorced him for being a bum and was homeless 2 years ago until he got approved for a Gov program that pays him to have a shitty apartment but that’s ok because he gets to smoke weed all day and cry life isn’t fair because of white people. What a life wasted because you want to LARP as an “entertainer” that never went past an open mic comedian / karaoke nights. As a father you should put your kids first and work whatever it takes to provide but he’s a narcissist so he only cares about himself and bragging he’s a great dad.
Weed can’t be that cheap in Las Vegas that he smokes a quarter a day. He’s smoking almost 2 ozs a week. Smoking a quarter a day for a year straight will absolutely fry what’s left of his useless brain.This dorky dinge smokes a fucking quarter ounce a day? No wonder he can't muster up the energy to do anything but the occasional karaoke or date rape, he's fawkin zooted on his shrimp-fart couch all day.
That’s how I feel - there’s people who need it but it’s really becoming accepted to live off the government like a bum. Kelly is a great example - he can sing, dance, act, do stand up, produce shows etc but can’t get a regular job - especially living in Vegas but won’t even work at the casino unless he’s some headline talent which he is far from. He could probably do well as a server or bartender with his “entertainer” bullshit but that’s beneath him.I am not against welfare, we should help people who need it, but if I was ever in that position to need it, I’d feel such a heavy cloud of shame until I got back on my feet. It’s a desirable proud career path now.
He’s on all kinds of government programs and does stuff like gives plasma for money. His apartment is paid for by the government so his bills are low and covered by welfare / other programs because he’s a “Vegas entertainer” that refuses to work in the casinos unless he’s a headline act.Weed can’t be that cheap in Las Vegas that he smokes a quarter a day. He’s smoking almost 2 ozs a week. Smoking a quarter a day for a year straight will absolutely fry what’s left of his useless brain.
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