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KStew took a wife

nasty twp

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Congratulations gyels! New lesbionic power couple incoming!



Stewart has been going out exclusively with the same woman for several years, and now they’ve only just tied the knot.

Must say it makes a positive refreshing change from the usual U-Hauling and nesting dyke behaviours (moving in and getting engaged within a few months, drama and a years-long breakup ensuing), or bisexual women leaving their husbands for each other and making a scene about it (has anyone wellness checked Elle Fanning?)



The radiant newlyweds both seem like soft-butches though, which is a bit confusing, though I’m sure they’ve got it worked out after all this time.

And presumably Kristen has enough Twihard cash socked away to support her lovely bride. Cheaper to keep her and all that. I don’t mind her acting, though I do find it overly clipped, jittery and mannered—she’s self-conscious on camera and difficult to cast. There, I said it!
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Brother Joe Web site visitor number 38
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She only started and broke in at age 17 or 18 though, didn’t she? A very small window for molestation, unless you reckon she was nonced at a slew of failed auditions in her mid-teens (not saying it didn’t happen or isn’t likely, mind)
I really don't know anything bout her. Being a homo is an unnatural act usually brought up on by molestation, and being in Hollywood, I just assumed.
 

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Was surprised years ago her career seems to have just fizzled out, I thought she had chops back in the day, her perfs seemed more nuanced than others her age but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch anything she's been in in years, maybe she was more a kid actor (started at 12 in Panic Room) and like Lindsay Lohan she just can't really 'connect' anymore- she seems a pretty one-note gay/lesbo caricature these days. I thought her recent Rolling Stone profile and pics was an absolute career/life low-point (is it even possible to get lower than RS?). Maybe being domesticated (after fucking anything put in front of her) will lead to stability but I don't see her being a box office draw or star ever again.... also, her wife's a bit of a dog...
 
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Congratulations gyels! New lesbionic power couple incoming!



Stewart has been going out exclusively with the same woman for several years, and now they’ve only just tied the knot.

Must say it makes a positive refreshing change from the usual U-Hauling and nesting dyke behaviours (moving in and getting engaged within a few months, drama and a years-long breakup ensuing), or bisexual women leaving their husbands for each other and making a scene about it (has anyone wellness checked Elle Fanning?)



The radiant newlyweds both seem like soft-butches though, which is a bit confusing, though I’m sure they’ve got it worked out after all this time.

And presumably Kristen has enough Twihard cash socked away to support her lovely bride. Cheaper to keep her and all that. I don’t mind her acting, though I do find it overly clipped, jittery and mannered—she’s self-conscious on camera and difficult to cast. There, I said it!
Why do performative lesbians think they have to dress like David Bowie?
 

Not Child.

Cuntfucker is Chiquita Banana
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Because he was the queen of performative lesbians and women are unoriginal.
Thank you...finally someone else realizing David Bowie was a bitch/female

I will never forgive that bitch (from Bosasso originally like Ilhan Omer) Iman, for making Bowie appear to be a family man. Imagine being the daughter of diplomats and accepting a role as a beard for a FTM baphomet tranny.
 

Hairy Peckas

WHY WON’T THEY BEHAVE.
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She only started and broke in at age 17 or 18 though, didn’t she? A very small window for molestation, unless you reckon she was nonced at a slew of failed auditions in her mid-teens (not saying it didn’t happen or isn’t likely, mind)
No she was in panic room with Lesbian Jodie foster I’m not saying she molested her but you know maybe.
 
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