Mammalia Expulsion: Who must go?

[Dog Eater]

I love being a mammal, sucking milk from a tit, breathing oxygen and having warm blood are some of my favorite things. There are a few members of our club that don't really fit in though.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Indians

 

[Dog Eater]

Indians

I said mammals.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

How about echidnas, they lay eggs too..

Do we need 'em?

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Whales. We don't need to be associated with fatties like that.

 

[Dog Eater]

How about echidnas, they lay eggs too..

Do we need 'em?

I give them a pass for at least pretending to be porcupines.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Stupid shrews. Size of a dime. A term for an annoying woman. A jet of horse piss could bury them ten feet into the ground.

Go shrew!!!

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

In dolphins defense, they're rapists.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I've about had it with anteaters eating all my ants. Ants cost money

 

[St. Laker]

Definitely the platypus: half beaver, half duck. Pick a lane, nigga.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I picked the Star Nosed Mole because I had never heard of it, and therefore it's not famous. Nobody's heard of you, so amscray out my subspecies you fucking nigger.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Bats are an unfortunate necessity. They pollinate plants in the same way bees do and there's probably a part of all our daily lives that would suck if they went away.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Bats are an unfortunate necessity. They pollinate plants in the same way bees do and there's probably a part of all our daily lives that would suck if they went away.

That's just a lie.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I almost went with dolphins just because it's funny, but bats scare the fucking shit out of me. They just give me the fucking willies and if they get close to me I cover my head like a girl.

One got in my apartment one time and I just instinctively threw my screaming girlfriend over my shoulder and ran out the door and down the stairs as fast as I could. She was like "well you've gotta get it out of there" and I was just straight up like "No. Fuck you. We don't live there anymore. A bat does. We're going to my mom's and never coming back here ever again." She rightfully called me a faggot and made me go back up and get her phone. She called her mother who came and killed it with a broom in like 2 seconds. I stayed the night at my mom's house.

My one buddy used to live in a legit old mansion and they'd have bats just flying around at night that would come from the wine cellar. The one time a bunch of us were watching some movie and they started zipping around and I was the only one completely freaked out by it. I tried to stick it out but ended up leaving.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

If we cut bats we lose more than half our roster. Plus they remind those insect niggers who's really in charge

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wombats shit perfect cubes which seems pretty fucked up and satanic to me. Rabbits don't have pads on the bottom of their feet, which is also satanic. Both of them can go.

 

[Chive Turkey]

FUCK YOU DORPHIN

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

FUCK YOU DORPHIN

Why'd that white kid kill all them dolphins?

 

[Steve Ramone]

Fuck the platypus, I'd fuck a dolphin tho

 

[Chive Turkey]

Why'd that white kid kill all them dolphins?

I hate to break da bit but this is probably the best documentary I've ever seen. Very balanced and well-made and it's stuck with me ever since. Especially the last two minutes; the Faroese guy is a wise fucking dude.