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Middle Eastern Man Bothers Pilots

JasperB

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Shocked he didn’t make casino reference
Fucking nerd logs a bunch of hours on flight simulator and somehow thinks he’s qualified to give his take on all flight matters and rub elbows with the actual pilots…Nana, no matter how hard you try, you will never be accepted as a pilot, aviation expert or even just a regular white person.
 
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Lol the guy on the right with the mustache looked pissed. He's smiling as he turns and it gets wiped off his face when he sees some decrepit old fag terrorist standing there asking for a trading card and a toy.

I've only flown a couple times but I didn't know you could just breeze up to the cockpit. I always assumed the stewardesses would offer like one kid per flight to meet the pilots.
H-Hey do youse guys have a ssssssiven five seven card?
 

nasty twp

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That’s why he wants them so badly. 5 year olds are easier impressed with them, and while they may be considered old in nana’s eyes, it’s the best he can do right now.

Omd this is really what's happening. He's child-catching in plain sight, on camera, of his own volition. This is sicker than even we'd credited so far.





n.b. Sir Robert Helpmann, the middle-aged gent who played the Child-Catcher in the CCBB film, was unlike Anthony highly-skilled a performer and well-respected; a retired principal ballerino, who'd been in many classic films of the 1940s & 50s such as The Red Shoes, and won a peerage for his services to Arts. And, unlike Anthony, he was not any sort of predator, was out as gay in a time when it was genuinely dangerous and rare to be so, and he had surprising nerves of steel for someone of his age and constitution (in just one incident, he'd stepped off a carriage moments before it crashed and went up in flames) A man of honour.
 
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lowend73

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Omd this is really what's happening. He's child-catching in plain sight, on camera, of his own volition. This is sicker than even we'd credited so far.





n.b. Sir Robert Helpmann, the middle-aged gent who played the Child-Catcher in the CCBB film, was unlike Anthony highly-skilled a performer and well-respected; a retired principal ballerino, who'd been in many classic films of the 1940s & 50s such as The Red Shoes, and won a peerage for his services to Arts. And, unlike Anthony, he was not any sort of predator, was out as gay in a time when it was genuinely dangerous and rare to be so, and he had surprising nerves of steel for someone of his age and constitution (in just one incident, he'd stepped off a carriage moments before it crashed and went up in flames) A man of honour.

You Brit’s brought over great music, but there seems to be some real pedophiles across the pond
 
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