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My plan to never buy food again

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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First, I'm gonna eat a whole bunch of corn. Then, since it doesn't break down, I'm gonna shit the corn out, give it a rinse and eat it again and then just do that forever. I'll live the rest of my life on the same tank of corn. Eventually, since I'm only eating the corn I'll probably get to the point where I don't even have to wash it off because I'm not eating anything that makes the standard brown poop. I already piss in a Brita pitcher and drink that. I am about to be entirely self-sustaining.

I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Corn is already essentially devoid of nutrients. If you just ate fresh corn every day then you’d have health problems but by all means please go ahead and eat your own shit.

Can’t argue with that one.
Listen up everybody. The fucking corn doctor over here is gonna tell us all about corn.

You're just jealous that I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.
 
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