My plan to never buy food again

[NortheastPhilly]

Disappointed this wasnt a thread about eating your own cum

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Disappointed this wasnt a thread about eating your own cum

Why would I want to read about it I'm chowing down on a bowl of it.

 

[nasty twp]

Is piss better served hot or cold? Asking for a friend. A German friend.

 

[Diaper Daddy Dude]

First, I'm gonna eat a whole bunch of corn. Then, since it doesn't break down, I'm gonna shit the corn out, give it a rinse and eat it again and then just do that forever. I'll live the rest of my life on the same tank of corn. Eventually, since I'm only eating the corn I'll probably get to the point where I don't even have to wash it off because I'm not eating anything that makes the standard brown poop. I already piss in a Brita pitcher and drink that. I am about to be entirely self-sustaining.

I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.

BUSSIN!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

BUSSIN!

That guy was in prison for diddling.

 

[Diaper Daddy Dude]

That guy was in prison for diddling.

You’re now allowing pedos to influence your diet?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You’re now allowing pedos to influence your diet?

Are you retarded? I invented a system that will save the world. That guy crushes up cheetos and ramen and makes pies out of them like some sort of jailwife.