Nice picture of your wife’s horrible flat ass, stupid. She’s about as sexy as a plastic bag full of decaying baby shit
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I can literally see them, holding hands, walking my way and ruining my visual feng-shui...yikh
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
ANYONE CAN DO IT!
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs…
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
ANYONE CAN DO IT!
Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.
I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!
Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!!
So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.
#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
THE HASHTAGS ARE BACK!Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.
I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!
Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!!
So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.
#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
It still confounds me how deeply accurate your Bro Joe bit is. It's fucking eerie.Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.
I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!
Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!!
So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.
#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
TIL 78% of people routinely eat their own eye crust, or "eye meat" after sleeping
RibsFriendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!
Have you ever done this back to him, and see if he’d catch on?Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.
I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!
Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!!
So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.
#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
Nah, I didn’t start posting til here. I’m not creating a twitter for joe.
He's trolling us, right?
He’d probably be too dense to figure it out.
look how clean and orderly compared to the pig house in Milwaukee
wow! what a lovely treat with a lovely partner! i couldnt wish for anything more hahaa
war hero joe wins again!
EverythIng in that picture could actually be construed as normal. Even the post, is very American.
Unfortunately, I am actually looking at a pigheaded, backwoods, uneducated fucking ox, with the lowest mentality class imaginable. The same ol' fucking cow brained, hypocrite slob as always.
Unfortunately, I am actually looking at a pigheaded, backwoods, uneducated fucking ox, with the lowest mentality class imaginable. The same ol' fucking cow brained, hypocrite slob as always.
