Niki is an adventurous gal who fucks Patrick with a strap-on and makes him clean it with his mouth

[HealthyGeek]

I'm like 80% positive that Pat doesn't have any sex at all. His whole life consists of pretending to be things that he isn't, battling atalkers on Twitter, and drinking. I'd be surprised if he even had normal conversations with Nikki.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm like 80% positive that Pat doesn't have any sex at all. His whole life consists of pretending to be things that he isn't, battling atalkers on Twitter, and drinking. I'd be surprised if he even had normal conversations with Nikki.

No, child. They fucked day before yesterday with skill and enthusiasm. Niki LOVES the D and Pat gets puss whenever he wants like an old testament sex God. He also likes to "prime the pump". He's Patrick Sexhaver Tomlinson.

 

[Hairy Peckas]

"Oh son, get out more."

-Something a gay person would say

What would going out do? Is he suggesting there’s not TBs of gay pornography on the Internet you can view from your home? There is I’ve checked for research purposes.