Ol' Cow Eyes

[Gronez_Bambatta]

https://twitter.com/JosephCumia/status/1485842224596279301?s=20

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Fly me to the moo

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

3 likes and 2 views. Compared to Opie's tweets this tweet has gone viral.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Strangers in the Ranch
Under the Bridges of Brooklyn
Money Burns a Hole in my (brothers) Pocket
Carol (With a Squirting Face)

I usually don’t think Joe sounds that bad, despite the constant little fuck ups like hitting the wrong string or not holding them down hard enough. Most people wouldn’t notice shit like that. This sounded actually terrible. Not sure why this old queen thinks he can croon.

 

[Stent]

Toothpick Legs is my favorite blues singer.

 

[guest]

Lol is he actually playing for pennies? Look at 40 sec, someone is putting some coins to his guitar case or whatever.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Somebody please explain to me why establishments choose for this instead of just playing the original music from Spotify or whatever. I am genuinely curious because I can't think of a situation where I want to see a senior citizen dressed like he is going to the mall to have his 4th heart attack play classic songs badly.

He isn't even playing all the music. He just sings out of tune and strums the occasional chord. What is this shit?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

entremanure

 

[captainjapan]

Somebody please explain to me why establishments choose for this instead of just playing the original music from Spotify or whatever. I am genuinely curious because I can't think of a situation where I want to see a senior citizen dressed like he is going to the mall to have his 4th heart attack play classic songs badly.

He isn't even playing all the music. He just sings out of tune and strums the occasional chord. What is this shit?

The cow is cheaper than a spotify licence

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Toothpick Legs is my favorite blues singer.

He's the fattest man I've ever seen who also looks like he has a degenerative disease.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

What an inept buffoon. He's devoted his entire life to this and he's still just stunningly terrible.

 

[guest]

He's the fattest man I've ever seen who also looks like he has a degenerative disease.

He's fat like those malnourished african kids with the bloated hgh bellies.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

He's the fattest man I've ever seen who also looks like he has a degenerative disease.

It's called AIDS