OnA Comfort Woman.. Leslie Varney?

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I met Leslie at the bar at a writer conference. She kept putting her hand on my leg and saying she could get me in the door with Simon & Schuster if I "played my cards right."

I thought she meant pay for her drink and now I'm kicking myself.

 

[stealthygeek]

I would drop loads in and brag about:

Norma Buster
Naomi Leeds
Carrie Goldberg

Would for the bit:

Captain Kamala
Flavia

You’d have to give me a 6 figure Tomlinson payday to do any others.

Hot take, I've never thought Carrie Goldberg was remotely attractive and was pretty sure all my comedy dickhead friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

No tits, no ass, hairy butthole and cartoonishly oversized granny glasses. I still give it a 5% chance Carrie's actually a tranny. Anybody ever seen a picture of her as a teenager? I haven't...

 

[DominusOdium]

High quality schizo posting.

Lori Janeski and her brief pushback on Pat attacking her getting the same sized paragraph as Hispanic Wife Beater JDA who everyone here hates got my ribs.

I'd honestly assume this was someone here doing a long con bit with how silly it is if it wasn't already obviously a certain someone trying, as many have, to get famous off da forums.

 

[Random username]

Damn. How'd they find out I gave Leslie's asshole head?????

 

[Jenna]

I once got blown in a truck stop bathroom by Jon Del Arroz but it had nothing to do with the forums.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

This has got to be HiFi. He's nuts.

 

[musta̖rd]

This has got to be HiFi. He's nuts.

I imagine at your age you wouldn't turn down Leslie if she offered her cunt and ample bosom to you, would you?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Who from here would fuck Leslie? She's hilarious but cmon.

I'd rather fuck that thing they cut off Bam's stomach. Or Pat's beef wellington.

Dude, did you miss the entire OldGravyEgg episode?

Weird fuck, crossdresser apparently, sexted Leslie like a freak and retardedly made a thread after he crossed the line too many times, hilariously trying to get the jump on the drama by saying Leslie is 'out of control'

Leslie is out of control.

I'm calling the cops on @virtuallyleslie She's threatening my life.

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[Rodeo Clown]

I imagine at your age you wouldn't turn down Leslie if she offered her cunt and ample bosom to you, would you?

Wrong, lol.

 

[TorpidSloth]

whoever hooked up with mrs.varney needs to come forward for their blanket party immediately
i'll be using irish springs.

@TorqueWheeler comment?

 

[TravisPickle]

This is great, its like Pokemon Trading Cards.

 

[TravisPickle]

This has got to be HiFi. He's nuts.

Nothing will top @HiFiCumSlut in rib smashing

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Actual mental illness. We would lynch that fat Mexican if we could

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Hot take, I've never thought Carrie Goldberg was remotely attractive and was pretty sure all my comedy dickhead friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

No tits, no ass, hairy butthole and cartoonishly oversized granny glasses. I still give it a 5% chance Carrie's actually a tranny. Anybody ever seen a picture of her as a teenager? I haven't...

We call that a "Bapho"

 

[Bam's Cunt]

 

[Kinderman]

I'd rather fuck Nicole from OT

 

[Juschippinyababe]

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I hope gravy egg is dead what a faggot

 

[DMANIC!!!]

Who here hasn’t busted a nutt on our queen’s big ole titties?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

@TorqueWheeler comment?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I am Spartacus.