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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Ooga Booga the Heathen
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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Multiple award winning author, editor, termite eater doesn't know the difference between acronyms, initialisations and abbreviations.
Shoe horned into an already failed premise of a 'pun'
The next Achebe everyone
Shoe horned into an already failed premise of a 'pun'
The next Achebe everyone
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Especially with that nose.
Alright that one was a little clever.
His best attempt at this shitty dead horse of a gag, but not his best overall effort.
Nice quotes where they aren't needed, stupiT. And they aren't even quotation marks. Good show, Mr. Award Winning Editor.
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I want to see him with a burning tire around his neck.
I just wanna see him standing alone barefoot in a field rubbing his belly with flies buzzing around his head
I want him to be elected president of Sfwa, steal all their money, and waste it on gold chains and designer clothes and be left with nothing:
English is still new to him, it translates better in click clacks.
His best attempt at this shitty dead horse of a gag, but not his best overall effort.
Nice quotes where they aren't needed, stupiT. And they aren't even quotation marks. Good show, Mr. Award Winning Editor.
Singing spirituals
this is an all time winner, the best parodies on here can't even compare. Also that he thought it was so good he should republish, like a greatest hits album.
It’s kind of funny to see how an illiterate African tricked a bunch of American cat ladies into thinking he’s an editor and author.
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Normie Nigerians > Ekpebe > Sassters
Copying and pasting is not the same as voodoo, you dumb nig.
I can believe this overweight, cavern nostriled, booty scratching primitive believes he's fiendishly clever