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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Pat making up scenarios just to make an unfunny quip
- Thread starter Slackjawed Cow
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Is this supposed to be funny? He doesn't leave his half hovel and he does less than Zero physical activity.
Anyone who liked Pat's post really deserves a good noogie.
He is a beer away from trying to squeeze his lame " Weather alerts knee" punchline that he has used for years.
Genuinely painful to read.
professional comedian btw
imagine not only saying that but thinking "I better grab my phone and type it for the cat ladies!"
notice the forced unnecessary "with my wife" to indicate the marriage is still going.
imagine not only saying that but thinking "I better grab my phone and type it for the cat ladies!"
notice the forced unnecessary "with my wife" to indicate the marriage is still going.
Pat playing tennis is the real "joke".
His comedy gets ignored more thoroughly than any other genre of pig post. I know he’s dumb but he also tracks ENGAGEMENT avidly. These awful jokes are fucking up his metrics.
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I like the craft of introducing "downloaded this new app" to bring his joke from 2021 into 2023.
Your knees aren’t bad due to a lifetime of physical activity, it’s because you’re a fat slob.
He's talking about Wii tennis.
Pat's twitter sends out "fat cunt" alerts.
I would legitimately pay $10 for a 5 minute video of the pig playing tennis.
Every word of this is retarded, but if you were playing tennis and some fat retard from the other court yelled "DURR GIVE ME YOUR KNEE CARTILAGE" at you, you wouldn't be like "What? No!" You'd give a polite laugh and go back to completely ignoring him.
Same. I played a lot of sports growing up and always looked at tennis the same way I look at badminton, like it's not a sport, it's a game. Like croquet. But no, tennis is hard as fuck. I'm an athletic guy and I'll admit that tennis is fucking hard. It's not a fat person sport.
He's just trying to deflect attention from his missing pallet chairs. This may be the funniest shit yet to happen to this asshole.
Craigslist: You there! Give me your pallet chairs!
Pat: What? No!
Pat: What? No!
I don't think you'd even give a polite laugh, it's such a bizarre statement that it's not even recognizable as a joke. If someone yelled that to me, I'd assume they were insane.
Why didn't he make it as a professional comic? It's a mystery.