Pat reigniting his standup career?

[Honey Badger]

I found these screenshots of Pat and his agent booking spots at a local comedy club. Looks like they were from 8 months ago

It’s a bummer this one didn’t pan out, though I hear several other clubs were contacted as well. That Matthew m sure knows how to negotiate!

 

[CruisinColin]

I think Pat needs to ask for special items in his dressing room. He deserves it.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Why don't you wanna book my homie?

 

[porquedealer]

1 LARGE Gatorade and a Crate of Meatloaf.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

No doubt he throws tantrums when his rider is violated. They deliver his Boy Burger and he slaps it off the plate because the food was presented wrong.

"The fries are supposed to be at a 2 o'clock position, you stupid little baby infant!"

As soon as the help leaves he eats it off the floor anyway because he's fat.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

A slice of cold German ham, knife and fork is a must. If the club cannot provide the ham, then a grilled cheese sandwich with nuts, the cheese must not be melted all the way and DO NOT shell the nuts! If the club cannot provide this then we demand locally cooked Mexican food

Thank you for your attention in this matter

 

[AliceWorquer]

What is happening here? I'm all in with it, but I'd also like to know what's going on.

 

[SFWA liaison]

>setting milwaukee bars on FIRE!

ribs

 

[StlakerFatti]

>setting milwaukee bars on FIRE!

ribs

ducking through the alleyways after

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

What is happening here? I'm all in with it, but I'd also like to know what's going on.

This is mail sent electronically, commonly known as e-mail.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I was legit shocked that pat managed to find an agent until I saw he was backed by Badger Booking. Good to know pat's reputation continues to be consistent

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Now he's going to have to correct a record from a year ago and add some people to a lawsuit. Or is it a separate one? I guess we'll stay tuned.

 

[CruisinColin]

Does anybody have when Pat was texting his hairdresser and being a creep?

 

[stealthygeek]

Does anybody have when Pat was texting his hairdresser and being a creep?

The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

I'm spilling the beans on my greatest troll job to date. A number of you know about it. This was all shared on the secret forums back on the old site. But I think it's been long enough and I want everyone to know about it. We all know that fruity pat just loved taking selfies after a haircut...

new.onaforums.net

 

[Ladynyahh]

Why don't you wanna book my homie? View attachment 255825

 

[Antwan2]

He should try reigniting his sexless marriage or the hovel next.

 

[Phish]

The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

I'm spilling the beans on my greatest troll job to date. A number of you know about it. This was all shared on the secret forums back on the old site. But I think it's been long enough and I want everyone to know about it. We all know that fruity pat just loved taking selfies after a haircut...

new.onaforums.net

Might be my favorite bit of all time

 

[Bam's Feet]

Might be my favorite bit of all time

Remember when KiwiFarmers were outraged

She moved cities AND changed her profession

 

[Phish]

Remember when KiwiFarmers were outraged

She moved cities AND changed her profession

"Im at up down?"

*Ignored*

I just relooked at the OP. Wasnt there also a message about meeting her at the Dinosaur Museum too? She was there and "pat" said "i can be there in like 15 mins" or some shit??

 

[Bam's Feet]

"Im at up down?"

*Ignored*

I just relooked at the OP. Wasnt there also a message about meeting her at the Dinosaur Museum too? She was there and "pat" said "i can be there in like 15 mins" or some shit??

That was Anica, and it was actually Pat publicly writing her

ok bud