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MYTHCHILD

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That Microsoft retail position from about a decade ago that I’m sure was hourly was the peak of his life. He was early to mid 30s and that was the best he felt he could ever do so after that ended he felt that was it and doctor shopped to go on disability but has to brag he “retired” young yet has to rely on welfare / government programs / hand outs / and services meant for the very poor and homeless to survive.

Of course he will claim the opposite and that we’re all stupid and he’s very important and super smart even though his brain is broken. They call the mid 30s - 40s as your prime earning years but this sack of shit peaked and now goes to a homeless dentist while showing people a 10 year old W2 and expired insurance card as proof he’s very important. I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t such an arrogant and deranged asshole.

I think he’s just aware at some level, that people would either assume (correctly) that he’s unemployed or if not, that his name is Gorgan and he’s a doorman at a Transylvanian castle.

He’s embarrassed at both so wants to let it known that a decade ago he worked on cash register at a Microsoft store.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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I think he’s just aware at some level, that people would either assume (correctly) that he’s unemployed or if not, that his name is Gorgan and he’s a doorman at a Transylvanian castle.

He’s embarrassed at both so wants to let it known that a decade ago he worked on cash register at a Microsoft store.
Wait he worked for Microsoft? I was not aware. I figured he’s the guy who reminds me of why I don’t go to GameStop.
 

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Serious disabled? But you can sing, dance, etc and do activities like play tennis but you’re disabled? Sounds like bullshit and hopefully he gets his benefits cut off since he seems to be able bodied to work.

No wonder he’s crying everyday about how his life is hell because of Trump - he knows his “disability” is bullshit and is fearing it will rightfully be taken away and he’ll have to get a job and not do his dumb “Vegas Entertainer” LARP.
I’m sure it’s already been said but this is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen. “White people are all racist and evil” while defending Biden. It’s well accepted that Biden was a typical old white racist who was only ever picked for VP to make NIMBY white libs comfortable with voting for Obama.

Biden did the eulogy for Strom Thurmond for fucks sake.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’m sure it’s already been said but this is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen. “White people are all racist and evil” while defending Biden. It’s well accepted that Biden was a typical old white racist who was only ever picked for VP to make NIMBY white libs comfortable with voting for Obama.

Biden did the eulogy for Strom Thurmond for fucks sake.
Don’t forget his good friend and ACTUAL Klan member Robert Byrd! People like Kelly claim republicans are all Klan members while Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden loved Democrat Senator Robert Byrd who actually was in the KKK.

I love that guys like RFK Jr are pushing to eliminate the large amount of fraud involving so many claiming they “can’t work” yet are obviously healthy and able bodied and scamming the system. Kelly can produce shows where he sings and dances but is also disabled and can’t work? Bullshit you cornball faggot.
 
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Shane posted this text that we have his information wrong (nobody gives a shit about your phone number, stupid) but now is telling people we’re trying to kill him which is another big fat lie. Hey Shane! You’re a lazy fat piece of shit!
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Imagine being this faggot’s relative. I bet his uncle absolutely seethes at his connection to this disabled beggar. Notice he doesn’t entertain any of Shane’s comments, just wants him to know he fucked up his day.

Hey Shane, can you stop being such a fucking weirdo online my normal life is getting disturbed. Also do not respond to me with a Halo 2 box again.

Shane: *sighs* here we gooooo
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Imagine being this faggot’s relative. I bet his uncle absolutely seethes at his connection to this disabled beggar. Notice he doesn’t entertain any of Shane’s comments, just wants him to know he fucked up his day.

Hey Shane, can you stop being such a fucking weirdo online my normal life is getting disturbed. Also do not respond to me with a Halo 2 box again.

Shane: *sighs* here we gooooo
I wonder if this relative was in the famous wedding photo where Shane work a giant Star Trek diaper mask on his face (outside!) and was dressed like he was part of the landscape crew. That might be the best example of how he’s a huge piece of shit that he couldn’t even be bothered to dress properly for a wedding. He wore a gross long sleeve shirt, jeans, and hiking boots for the bride and grooms special day. I bet he didn’t even give them a gift but made sure to eat a ton of food at the reception.
 
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I wonder if this relative was in the famous wedding photo where Shane work a giant Star Trek diaper mask on his face (outside!) and was dressed like he was part of the landscape crew. That might be the best example of how he’s a huge piece of shit that he couldn’t even be bothered to dress properly for a wedding. He wore a gross long sleeve shirt, jeans, and hiking boots for the bride and grooms special day. I bet he didn’t even give them a gift but made sure to eat a ton of food at the reception.
No doubt stomped his feet about getting a plus one too. I demand to be able to bring a fat escort cousin!
 

Bam's Wrinkled Thumb

Riccardo Bosi has nicer thumbs
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Self proclaimed…so you don’t have any proof he actually is or isn’t the “ringleader” Pat? He just said he is (he hasn’t) so that’s enough proof to put him in prison for life? Piggy really is losing his grip on reality. It was brace for impact, wait for the knock, enjoy prison, and life in prison while NOTHING has happened.
I'm gonna come out and say it right here - Daniel Mullen of Kingston MA is definitely the ringleader of OnAForums
 

Scott Peterson Fanclub

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This a great example that’s it’s over for Patty Melt
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All white people are racist even if they aren’t racist and have to prove to me they aren’t racist which is impossible since all white people are racist - that’s the logic we have here meaning piggy can’t win.

This is the crowd you pandered so hard to Pat - to be seen as one of the “good” white people and an ally. But as we’ve seen it’s never enough for some groups and they don’t care what you have to say. You’re a disgusting racist white person and that’s just the way it is, piggy.
You know, I get where she’s coming from. I mean, I assume all blacks are automatically criminals until they prove to me that they can be normal functioning humans in society. Oh, and I’m not sorry.
 

TorqueWheeler

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Pat still refers to Leonard Nimoy as Mr Spock - just what every actor loves - for people to call them the name of a character they once played years ago. Kelly “The Rapist” Williams - who claims to be an actor also does this which is super unprofessional behavior for an actor. Plus it’s retarded.
Remember when Pat suggested Chris Evans dressed as Captain America should be President?
 
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