Planet Fitness is terrible

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Planet Shitness

 

[BenDovid]

Nobody who posts here goes to a gym, this whole thread is fake and gay.

 

[HH Brother]

Nobody who posts here goes to a gym, this whole thread is fake and gay.

You have a puppet body and our gayest most limp wrist faggot could kill you with their bare hands, subvertster.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[Juschippinyababe]

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You have a puppet body and our gayest most limp wrist faggot could kill you with their bare hands, subvertster.

She would have buried this cock sucka on cutthroat island for kvetching too much

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You fucking had me for a paragraph or two.

Pretty much checked out of the Pat posting game, imagester?

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You have a puppet body and our gayest most limp wrist faggot could kill you with their bare hands, subvertster.

Fawking ribs. @BenDovid is up to a 5’7 woman’s shoulders. She was probably wondering how you’re not Asian or a midget, jewster.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Planet Shitness

Planet Stillness because nobody gets any work done their.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.

The first sentence of that rant only tells me all I need to know about the retard that wrote this. Who the fuck pays for a gym membership to run a few miles?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Idc what anyone says, this is a genius business model.

Keep 'em fat and unhealthy by rewarding their workout efforts with high carb sugary shit, rinse repeat = $$$

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I recently moved and signed up for one because the only other gym is expensive and sucks. All the machines are cramped together and the place is roaming with pajeets wearing non workout clothes and fat niggers hogging the machines so they can lift 10 and 20 pounds at a time. It smells like shit in here too.

Lmao I love how Indians will wear a fucking button up or polo shirt to the gym with their god damn cell phone clipped to their side

 

[New Name]

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You have a puppet body and our gayest most limp wrist faggot could kill you with their bare hands, subvertster.

lol what a little freak

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.

Lmao, is this from /r/2xchromosomes? That totally happened. Then all the beautiful plus sized women clapped and their bingo wings flapped

 

[Not Child.]

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You have a puppet body and our gayest most limp wrist faggot could kill you with their bare hands, subvertster.

I cant stop laugh lol

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Idc what anyone says, this is a genius business model.

Keep 'em fat and unhealthy by rewarding their workout efforts with high carb sugary shit, rinse repeat = $$$

I was about to say this - they “reward” them with pizza and bagels so they stay fat and have to keep coming back and can’t figure out why they’re so fat.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Gym? Swimwalk or Prancercise faggot.

I miss da fawkin shoooooooooWuh

 

[Dassabesso]

I used to live in a small town and Planet Fitness was the only real gym within reasonable distance. It was fine, but once Covid rolled around and they told me to wear a mask while working out, I just turned the empty bedroom in my house into a gym.

 

[GialloGlove]

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You have a puppet body and our gayest most limp wrist faggot could kill you with their bare hands, subvertster.

Haha!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I was about to say this - they “reward” them with pizza and bagels so they stay fat and have to keep coming back and can’t figure out why they’re so fat.

They pretty much make money from Pat's 3-month beach hot fitness program.

 

[Imager]

Pretty much checked out of the Pat posting game, imagester?

No. Just a long day with some personal stuff going on and forgetting the intro to that story.

 

[Dennyislife]

The only time I went to a "public" gym was when I was a kid and my big standard state school had a basic set up with rowing machines and some weights.

Teenage boys all working with no showers before a full day of school. Nice huh