I'm gonna have to log off and leave it alone. Was a rainy day so I was on here too much instead of being outside. Have a blessed night. xoxo
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Remember French Toast Crunch?
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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I was allowed to have diet coke.
Goddamn stupit fuckin bitch coming in here and fucking my ass like that.
YOU FUCK MY ASS, I'LL PISS IN YOUR EYE, STUPIT BACKSASSIN BITCH
YOU FUCK MY ASS, I'LL PISS IN YOUR EYE, STUPIT BACKSASSIN BITCH
am I the only man on this fuckin website
nice fruity girl drinks faggos
edit: I meant to write faggots but faggos is even better
nice fruity girl drinks faggos
edit: I meant to write faggots but faggos is even better
It rains everyday in Florida.
Are bugles still a thing? What about 3D Doritos?
Please don't leave me you stupit bitch. I need you. I hate you. I'll kill myself if you leave. I love you so much.
We're literally in a drought, moron. Been several weeks without any.
Seriously I've had enough ugh
Fawwwwwk the Orbitz was bad but so fawking cool
I remember the hawwt fawwwkin chick we used to all love. What happened. Its been like fawkin years since weve got an update.
I loved you Bam. We coulda been together think about it,
I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream i hope you cant sleep and you scream about it,
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you cant BREATHE WITHOUT ME. I loved you Bam. SHUT UO BITCH IM TRYIN TO POST
....I hope you get to read this post, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but, Bam,
Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fangirl,
I just dont want to you so some crazy shit. I seem this one junk on the news that made me sick,
Some girl sailed on a boat with a drunk with out hand, with girlfriend on the Bow, while she wasnt able to be pregnant with kids.... (to be continued).
Ill always love you Bam. Lemme know when you get a land address. Amazon cards galore coming your way. Im sorry for being so shitty to you
Don't worry another hurricane will hit soon and wipe out all the rich boomers and bring down property values so blacks can move in.
Did you never have a Sobe or are you just fucking stupid? It doesn't make you a man to abstain from enjoying an objectively good drink. In fact, the thought process is fucking gay. "This has fruit in it. Girls like fruit." Girls like steak too, fag. You gonna stop eating steak? I oughta fuckin kill you. I WON'T. But I oughta.
I was a bigtime Bugle boy. I used to bite the tip off and breathe through them because I was a weird little shithead.
I'd put one on each finger and act like a retard during school lunch.
No I've never drank a fuckin Sobe! Jesus Christ. Have you ever enjoyed a nice snifter of cum? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT A MAN.
I drink 3 things, black coffee, whiskey, and Moxie soda. That's all. That's it.
When I went to the Dominican Republic I drank a shitload of Bahama Mamas. You know why? Because they taste good and I don't give a shit if a bunch of random dildos that I could beat the fuck out of think I'm a fag for drinking a girl drink with a girl name.
BAHAMA MAMAS!?!?
!!!! GAYBE CONFIRMED!!!! HOW THAT FRUITY NIGGER CUM TASTE FAGGOT!!!!!(I love B Mamas too. Just not the 'Cocktail Ina Can' ones. 🫤).
If cum was AN OBJECTIVELY GOOD DRINK I would drink it. And I'd drink it out of a martini glass with a little umbrella in it because I'M A GODDAMN MAN. I am THE man. I oughta fuckin KILL YOU. BUT I WON'T. BUT I OUGHTA.