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Suetonius

LAUGH.
Nana hired a half dead Artie Lange to try and get relevance for his show. In the process of hiring him he completely fucked him out of money by leaking the announcement and removing the bonus Artie would get from any subscribers gained.

Artie would constantly ask Anthony for money and, like the pussy he is, would constantly give him money, smile in his face, then bitch and complain in private. The bitching was not actually about Artie asking for money, but Anthony mad at himself for being too much of a faggot to say no.

Keith, on his own accord, blew six figures of Anthonys money to buy a billboard for the show that was obscured by trees and facing the wrong way

Artie then proceeded to show how big of a loser Nana is in a way no one else has: He stayed on for over a year, collecting a huge salary, not showing up, showing up and nodding off or doing heroin off camera, while Anthony nervously titters and HAHA HOLEEE SHITs it up.

Anthony Cumia is a loser, idiot, nigger, and a coward.
 
Ant also slanders Opie to this day, and protests too much that they were NEVER friends and never had any kind of intimate connection.

Though Opie's the only person in his life and in his head, besides Dawn and perhaps Gavin, who's not robbed him, enabled him or acted like a sycophant for personal gain against Ant's interests (Opie went into business for them both).

And though we have countless hours of WNEW & WBAB tapes available in the public domain that stand as hard evidence of how much affection they once had for each other.

The closet kills, perniciously.





 
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Suetonius

LAUGH.
Don't forget KtC also said that Ronnie B was joining Ant too
Not just said he was joining, but preemptively released merch of the show. KtC tricked a whole bunch of fans into thinking it was really happening only for Keith to turn around and say it was a marketing stunt, one last effort to show Ronnie how much interest there was in the show.

This obviously backfired, as at the time, Ronnie was negotiating with SiriusXM, and the company was probably pretty confused and unhappy when they find out the dude they’re negotiating with is planning to have a show (that he didn’t tell them about) with a notorious racist who they fired only a year before this. What was stopping SXM from just yanking the deal? Now Ronnie doesn’t have a SXM show OR one with Anthony.

Fucking idiot almost fucked the money up for Ron. Can’t even blame it on Keith because Nana is the dumb nigger who fucking hired Keith and gave him carte blanche to do stupid shit like that with 0 consultation.
 
Nana hired a half dead Artie Lange to try and get relevance for his show. In the process of hiring him he completely fucked him out of money by leaking the announcement and removing the bonus Artie would get from any subscribers gained.

Artie would constantly ask Anthony for money and, like the pussy he is, would constantly give him money, smile in his face, then bitch and complain in private. The bitching was not actually about Artie asking for money, but Anthony mad at himself for being too much of a faggot to say no.

Keith, on his own accord, blew six figures of Anthonys money to buy a billboard for the show that was obscured by trees and facing the wrong way

Artie then proceeded to show how big of a loser Nana is in a way no one else has: He stayed on for over a year, collecting a huge salary, not showing up, showing up and nodding off or doing heroin off camera, while Anthony nervously titters and HAHA HOLEEE SHITs it up.

Anthony Cumia is a loser, idiot, nigger, and a coward.
The most hilarious part was how Retartie would do interviews, and never even once mentioned Nana or A&A at all. Nana sat there tittering and hugging himself while Artie blatantly disrespected him and his gay "show", right to his face.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Ant also slanders Opie to this day, and protests too much that they were NEVER friends and never had any kind of intimate connection.

Though Opie's the only person in his life and in his head, besides Dawn and perhaps Gavin, who's not robbed him, enabled him or acted like a sycophant for personal gain against Ant's interests (Opie went into business for them both).

And though we have countless hours of WNEW & WBAB tapes available in the public domain that stand as hard evidence of how much affection they once had for each other.

The closet kills, perniciously.






Is wet brain Nana really trying to say him and Opie were never friends? I’m not listening to her yap. She’s trying to retcon years of her saying otherwise? God can’t give her a heart attack and send her to hell fast enough. Although this might be hell for Nana. She’ll be getting ass fucked by all sorts of demons.
 

lowend73

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Is wet brain Nana really trying to say him and Opie were never friends? I’m not listening to her yap. She’s trying to retcon years of her saying otherwise? God can’t give her a heart attack and send her to hell fast enough. Although this might be hell for Nana. She’ll be getting ass fucked by all sorts of demons.
Yea, that is his excuse constantly. Whatever petty shit could have been solved if they acknowledged it in person. They both acted like women in that regard

Also, Keith Maresca is related to Roy Di Meo. And don’t forget the boat ride to Fire Island. Was that Keith’s boat ? Bought with Nanas money, what a scumbag.
 
Ant also slanders Opie to this day, and protests too much that they were NEVER friends and never had any kind of intimate connection.

Though Opie's the only person in his life and in his head, besides Dawn and perhaps Gavin, who's not robbed him, enabled him or acted like a sycophant for personal gain against Ant's interests (Opie went into business for them both).

And though we have countless hours of WNEW & WBAB tapes available in the public domain that stand as hard evidence of how much affection they once had for each other.

The closet kills, perniciously.






THE OPSTAR took ant out of his dead end tin knocker job and utilised his ability to be funny and do half decent impressions. THE OPSTAR wanted whats best for ant but the money and fame made him delusional. Ant boy deep down inside knows this and instead of coming clean he decides to double down and throw dirt on THE OPSTARS name biting the hand that feeds him. He'd rather hang with a junkie than hang on the beach on Long Island backing road sodas. What a fall from grace.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
His only hope for any relevance before he dies he’s doing some kind of podcast or some other project with Opie. That’s it. I think he knows that deep down and it bothers the living shit out of him.

Pretty sure that ship has sailed now too. Feels like the time for that to happen and actually mean something would have been 6-7 years ago at the most. They've both shown they can't run their own thing with any success and no station is throwing millions at them in 2025, so there wouldn't be any financial incentive to do it. Plus nana will likely be dead soon anyway so what's the point.
 
Pretty sure that ship has sailed now too. Feels like the time for that to happen and actually mean something would have been 6-7 years ago at the most. They've both shown they can't run their own thing with any success and no station is throwing millions at them in 2025, so there wouldn't be any financial incentive to do it. Plus nana will likely be dead soon anyway so what's the point.
You’re right if we’re talking about real relevance approaching what they used to be. That’s over.

But becoming more relevant than they are right now?

If they set their differences aside like actual human beings and did a podcast together, it would probably be terrible but look at how many shitty podcasts out there actually have listeners. They can certainly be more relevant than they are right now. But that’s probably gone at this point also just because so much bad blood has built up. I’m pretty sure Anthony would still do it, even for all the shit that he talks. He has said as much in the not too distant past. I think it’s Opie that would be more hesitant and for good reason.
 
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