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Judging by his latest picture, he's going to really have to squeeze himself into it.I hope pat has his I'll fitting womans suit ironed for tomorrow.
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Judging by his latest picture, he's going to really have to squeeze himself into it.I hope pat has his I'll fitting womans suit ironed for tomorrow.
Is Fat appearing tomorrow or is it just another filing?I hope pat has his I'll fitting womans suit ironed for tomorrow.
Is Fat appearing tomorrow or is it just another filing?
This Patpost stinks. Do better"Plaintiff, state your full name for the record, please." - Uh, P-patri- "That's not what it says here!" - W-wha- "It clearly says FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS! THIS IS A COURT OF LAW, NOT YOUR COMEDY STAGE! SIR, DON'T DO THIS!"
"Plaintiff, state your full name for the record, please." - Uh, P-patri- "That's not what it says here!" - W-wha- "It clearly says FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS! THIS IS A COURT OF LAW, NOT YOUR COMEDY STAGE! SIR, DON'T DO THIS!"
Dispositive motions are filed without a hearing. Because they've already completed discovery (or most of it), the PD and individual officers will file a motion for summary judgment as opposed to a motion to dismiss or motion for judgment on the pleadings. Pat's side will have 7 (I think - I'm not entirely sure on the deadlines in federal court) days to respond, and the PD will have 3 or 5 days from the response to file a reply. After all of that there will be a hearing, but there won't be any evidence or testimony. Summary judgment is appropriate where there are no material facts in dispute (I don't think there are here - nobody is arguing the SWATs didn't happen or that the PD didn't carry them out) and, even drawing all inferences in favor of Pat, he's not entitled to recovery as a matter of law. So, while Pat will likely attend, he won't be involved in the hearing.It's not required, but he should..
Although I'm not 100% sure whether the Judge is deciding on the matters tomorrow, or that is the start of the motions and will deliberate for a while and we get an update in about a week or so with his decision(s).
update with some clarification:
it's the deadline for parties to file motions to dismiss and other motions that would end the case.
So basically the second thing I said, deadline has passed and judge will start looking through to see what merits being dismissed. Not much will actually happen tomorrow and there will be an update at some point as to what has been dismissed and what if anything is going to trial.
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