Russell Rapist Brand

[Saddam Hussein]

Rapist or not, to this day I cannot understand what Katy Perry was on when she got with him. He seems exhausting, exhibits manic behaviours and guru delusions, and always looks so smelly & greasy. And worst of all, he has tinymeat. If you've got a thing for Brits, at least pick a decent one

He was famous at the time and it was probably a PR marriage more than anything

 

[ISO__JOE]

Oi was roiped!

 

[Rude AND rude!]

Rapist or not, to this day I cannot understand what Katy Perry was on when she got with him. He seems exhausting, exhibits manic behaviours and guru delusions, and always looks so smelly & greasy. And worst of all, he has tinymeat. If you've got a thing for Brits, at least pick a decent one.



She babytrapped Orblando, though, so it all came good for her in the end. Though it’s been ten years, and though they’ve had a child no ring has also been forthcoming (perhaps Orly has Ring-related trauma). I’d be asking questions if I were her.

Nice Fezitorial

 

[Long Island Clan]

Just a technical question but how do you investigate a rape from 1999

Unless there's multiple, non compromised, witnesses or footage i don't see how. Word to the wise, this is a warning to all Brotherman that if they can get any broad from your past that you fell out with and bribe them to smear your reputation. They say everyone has a price, i'm not sure about that, but knowing the Brotherman in this thing of ours, i'd suspect that certain broads would go as low as 500 bucks. IT'S PATHETIC!!!!!

 

[Long Island Clan]

He's also dated Jemina Khan, a Rothchild that likes to use a Pakistani last name. Nice crowd to hang out with, stupid.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Maybe he forced a guy to anally penetrate him, is that considered rape?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

He was on drugs, some drugs make your cock disappear like that. It’s horrifying when it happens.

Drugs made other men's cocks disappear into your mouth.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I don’t get it either, there’s zero material evidence.

I imagine the bulk of the prosection's evidence is just clips and headshots of Russell Brand with the caption, "Just look at him". If I was on a jury I would call for the death penalty on his appearance alone.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Rape in London is farting in public or possession of a stapler without a license. Fuck russel though I hope they give him the max sentence of 7 weeks.

 

[wbgreen]

Rapist or not, to this day I cannot understand what Katy Perry was on when she got with him. He seems exhausting, exhibits manic behaviours and guru delusions, and always looks so smelly & greasy. And worst of all, he has tinymeat. If you've got a thing for Brits, at least pick a decent one.



She babytrapped Orblando, though, so it all came good for her in the end. Though it’s been ten years, and though they’ve had a child no ring has also been forthcoming (perhaps Orly has Ring-related trauma). I’d be asking questions if I were her.

Katy Perry likely has more money than him, so she'd be the one hosed in a California divorce.

He was famous at the time and it was probably a PR marriage more than anything

Katy Perry has struck me as basically a retard.

 

[Dog Eater]

Now Jonathon Ross can yell "He raped your granddaughter!" at Andrew Sachs' grave.

though I hope they give him the max sentence of 7 weeks.

If he converts to Islam he might get off with community service.

 

[Suetonius]

Are you saying his strange over the top conversion to being a Christian wasn’t real? That he was just right wing grifting after being exposed as a rapist? Thats crazy

 

[Dog Eater]

Are you saying his strange over the top conversion to being a Christian wasn’t real? That he was just right wing grifting after being exposed as a rapist? Thats crazy

It's the hypocrisy that's the worst part.

 

[nasty twp]

It's the hypocrisy that's the worst part.

In fairness he does closely resemble some sort of Greek Orthodox priest, in the worst ways.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

He moved to the US to play among right wing us christians even though he's about as far left a celebrity as I can recall and has been for decades. He claims he's found God now.

The man has mental person eyes. Send him down.

Says the Englishman hanging out on a American forum dedicated to an American radio show. You're the exact same and I wouldn't be surprised if some rape was in your past.

 

[Dennyislife]

Says the Englishman hanging out on a American forum dedicated to an American radio show. You're the exact same and I wouldn't be surprised if some rape was in your past.

Yea. Exactly the same.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Was it rape or rapety-rape-rape?

 

[Chapel]

Dont make him a bad person



Idk, but the UK should investigate @NoBacon for rape because there is no way a conscious woman let him shoot that dwarf seed inside her that one time

No case with no cock

 

[Chapel]

He's also dated Jemina Khan, a Rothchild that likes to use a Pakistani last name. Nice crowd to hang out with, stupid.

That’d be because she married a Paki

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That’d be because she married a Paki

I mentioned this before but I was watching some British show about illegal aliens on YouTube and it was all Muslims I discovered a new show that repossesses or throws people out of homes that don't pay and almost every family that gets thrown out of their house have been Jamaicans one guy was a Chinaman lawyer and one white guy who got his car repossessed it was a smart car LOL my point is what happened to England? There are no English people left