Russell Rapist Brand

[TheUserRedditBanned]

I mentioned this before but I was watching some British show about illegal aliens on YouTube and it was all Muslims I discovered a new show that repossesses or throws people out of homes that don't pay and almost every family that gets thrown out of their house have been Jamaicans one guy was a Chinaman lawyer and one white guy who got his car repossessed it was a smart car LOL my point is what happened to England? There are no English people left

They're all hanging out online, talking about O&A.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

" Oi been charged wit roype?"

"Better become friends with the guy that sodomized himself on livestream to own the libz."

 

[nasty twp]

I discovered a new show that repossesses or throws people out of homes that don't pay

Call The Bailiffs is oddly compelling daytime trash telly, perfect for a hangover or when you're poorly.

Double-fisted with Jezza Kyle or Homes Under The Hammer, you can't go wrong. Though I'm more of a One Show & Grand Designs enjoyer.

 

[Chive Turkey]

No case with no cock

If the cock doesn't fit, you must acquit.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Call The Bailiffs is oddly compelling daytime trash telly, perfect for a hangover or when you're poorly.

Double-fisted with Jezza Kyle or Homes Under The Hammer, you can't go wrong. Though I'm more of a One Show & Grand Designs enjoyer.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Are you saying his strange over the top conversion to being a Christian wasn’t real? That he was just right wing grifting after being exposed as a rapist? Thats crazy

Sue the resident LIBTARD is just jealous that libs lost another celebrity to COMMON sense AND LOGIC!

 

[RoTheHo69]

" Oi been charged wit roype!"

"Stowp laffin"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now Jonathon Ross can yell "He raped your granddaughter!" at Andrew Sachs' grave.




If he converts to Islam he might get off with community service.

*waped

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Russell Brand charged after police probe into historic sex offence allegations

Comedian and actor Russell Brand has been charged following the Met's investigation into historic sex offence allegations

www.thurrockgazette.co.uk

When I think of 'historic' moments I'm thinking fall of the Berlin Wall, D-Day etc.

 

[Dennyislife]

Russell Brand charged after police probe into historic sex offence allegations

Comedian and actor Russell Brand has been charged following the Met's investigation into historic sex offence allegations

www.thurrockgazette.co.uk

When I think of 'historic' moments I'm thinking fall of the Berlin Wall, D-Day etc.

We use historic sex crimes since Jimmy Savile and the fall out from that were various much loved names from the last were jailed for being fucking nonce cunts in the old days

 

[Not Child.]

Russell Brand charged after police probe into historic sex offence allegations

Comedian and actor Russell Brand has been charged following the Met's investigation into historic sex offence allegations

www.thurrockgazette.co.uk

When I think of 'historic' moments I'm thinking fall of the Berlin Wall, D-Day etc.

He ravaged her with his massive clit...after the assault she couldn't even walk right.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Rapist or not, to this day I cannot understand what Katy Perry was on when she got with him. He seems exhausting, exhibits manic behaviours and guru delusions, and always looks so smelly & greasy. And worst of all, he has tinymeat. If you've got a thing for Brits, at least pick a decent one.

He's a very nice fella.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Evidently I'm in a very small, perhaps single person minority on this one on here, but I always liked the guy and really see no possible way that he would have raped anyone. He had been doing the true news Youtube shows for like 10 years before the lockdown bullshit and during the beginning of the Covid scam, there weren't a ton of people calling it out for what it was. But the Christian shit is cringe as fuck and comes off as 1000x more phoney than Kanyes and the right wing pivot since the lockdowns is gay as fuck as well and certainly not in line with how he used to be on the Trews in the first place. No way he raped people but he does need someone to smack him and smack him twice.

 

[wbgreen]

Evidently I'm in a very small, perhaps single person minority on this one on here, but I always liked the guy and really see no possible way that he would have raped anyone.

It doesn’t matter if he did it or not. There is no way to prove a rape from 25 years ago. It’s he said/she said like the Cosby trial. It’s a waste of the court’s time and British taxpayers’ money just because we have to believe all women.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Evidently I'm in a very small, perhaps single person minority on this one on here, but I always liked the guy and really see no possible way that he would have raped anyone. He had been doing the true news Youtube shows for like 10 years before the lockdown bullshit and during the beginning of the Covid scam, there weren't a ton of people calling it out for what it was. But the Christian shit is cringe as fuck and comes off as 1000x more phoney than Kanyes and the right wing pivot since the lockdowns is gay as fuck as well and certainly not in line with how he used to be on the Trews in the first place. No way he raped people but he does need someone to smack him and smack him twice.

He always kind of struck me as a pretty genuine guy on Stern albeit off his rocker. Dude was insanely famous and good looking. He didn’t rape anyone. “Oral rape” so he held you down and ate you out? What a fucking joke.

 

[Hamish McGirders]

always thought he was a prick, he's one of the reasons I stopped watching TV in the mid-2000s
he, Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins were the unholy trinity of Britbong TV at the time - instead of the father, the son and the holy ghost, you had the dandy, the ponce and the wife-beater from Bristol

 

[Harry Tasker]

The newsdesk anchor at the 6-7m mark looks terrified of him and disgusted by him. No wonder, since he made a Norton-esque joke about her cleav within seconds of meeting her, tried to break her studio table, then rudely heckled her benign polite description of him & their interview. And suggested the interns were looking at porn.

Opie would have thrown something heavy at his head for less, and rightly so.



Chelsea Lately fared better against him. She's actually funnier than he is, and she doesn't try as hard.

I have to be honest, that paragraph sounds very PFG and funny to me. Maybe the reality of it isn’t, but the description really tickles my ribs

 

[Harry Tasker]

Katy Perry likely has more money than him, so she'd be the one hosed in a California divorce.



Katy Perry has struck me as basically a retard.

She used to be dating the black guy from Gym Class Heroes, so yes, she is retarded.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She used to be dating the black guy from Gym Class Heroes, so yes, she is retarded.

I’m sorry but if she’s so retarded then why did they choose her to go into space?

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

always thought he was a prick

Nah, he's chill.