Selfie Pat is back.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

What's the deal with the boat? I couldn't even tell what it was.
Why is he giving it the Joe Cumia backwards finger?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

even funnier since he said this today

Pat - you’ve gained A LOT of pounds.

 

[ISO__JOE]

His head is fucking enormous. He’s turning into Kyle Gass.

 

[porquedealer]

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Absolute unit

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Good lord he’s become a blob

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Good lord he’s become a blob

 

[St. Laker]

"Welp, better take a picture of myself in front of this floating shit heap for my fans."

I hope both of his fans like puzzles...like "How does he put a t-shirt on without his huge jowls stretching the neck out of shape?" The answer is he's greasy.

 

[CuntFucker .]

No, child. I look like the terminator.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"So, what kind of haircut would you like?"
"Make my head look as big and fat as humanly possible, child."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like that he’s gained a massive amount of weight everywhere except his arms

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Hudson]

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Dog Eater]

I still can't get over the fact that it's not possible to see both his ears at once.

 

[Meade Skelton]

I don't know why this guy loves to tempt fate so much when it comes to bringing $1,800 smartphones into the immediate vicinity of water.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Nice SOS pad perched atop your melon, fatso

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Was is going in the background of the first one..
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He's sitting in front of a table full of donuts.

 

[EraGodless]

His $50 haircuts just accentuate how much he looks like Glenn Shaddix

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Haven't gained a pound stlaker.

 

[Cumiace]