Selfie Pat is back.

[Josef Kuminski]

I think when he bought them they fit his head, now his head is much larger / fatter but buying new ones would be “letting the idiots win”

That’s probably why he took the selfie in the first place. This place makes a thread talking about how he’s scared to take selfies anymore because he’ll get called fat and ugly (both true). Can’t let those idiots win!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think when he bought them they fit his head, now his head is much larger / fatter but buying new ones would be “letting the idiots win”

He bought them for his Neo LARP when he rides his motor scooter.

 

[DominusOdium]

All healthy half marathon runners have faces so fat their jowls sag and overhang their collars and smash their earlobes. A neckline that is indistinguishable from the throat and creates a bullfrog sac is the sign of someone who only presses on the weight bench, not someone who presses sugary treats down their fat loser face at any given opportunity.

Also, does this fucker shave with a butter knife? It's fucking terrible. I knew how to get a more even shave in high school.

 

[TravisPickle]

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All healthy half marathon runners have faces so fat their jowls sag and overhang their collars and smash their earlobes. A neckline that is indistinguishable from the throat and creates a bullfrog sac is the sign of someone who only presses on the weight bench, not someone who presses sugary treats down their fat loser face at any given opportunity.

Also, does this fucker shave with a butter knife? It's fucking terrible. I knew how to get a more even shave in high school.

if I removed your lobe, would you die?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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All healthy half marathon runners have faces so fat their jowls sag and overhang their collars and smash their earlobes. A neckline that is indistinguishable from the throat and creates a bullfrog sac is the sign of someone who only presses on the weight bench, not someone who presses sugary treats down their fat loser face at any given opportunity.

Also, does this fucker shave with a butter knife? It's fucking terrible. I knew how to get a more even shave in high school.

His ear lobe looks like the supposed mole on Ginny Sac’s ass at this point

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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All healthy half marathon runners have faces so fat their jowls sag and overhang their collars and smash their earlobes. A neckline that is indistinguishable from the throat and creates a bullfrog sac is the sign of someone who only presses on the weight bench, not someone who presses sugary treats down their fat loser face at any given opportunity.

Also, does this fucker shave with a butter knife? It's fucking terrible. I knew how to get a more even shave in high school.

He takes the pics at that angle so his chins arent piling up. He is far beyond being able to hide his fatness by sucking in and using myspace angles.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He takes the pics at that angle so his chins arent piling up. He is far beyond being able to hide his fatness by sucking in and using myspace angles.

Also so he can hide his very fat body - he makes sure it’s just his shoulders and toaster head. He’s not even trying anymore and thinks that awful haircut can hide that he’s become a blob.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Also so he can hide his very fat body - he makes sure it’s just his shoulders and toaster head. He’s not even trying anymore and thinks that awful haircut can hide that he’s become a blob.

Thats why I liked that pic of him sitting at the tiki bar. He wasnt able to control what was taken. So we end up seeing him in full fatness. Ass crack hanging out, love handles, and that chuck of fat under his armpits like a second set of love handles, when you are really packing on the pounds.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

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All healthy half marathon runners have faces so fat their jowls sag and overhang their collars and smash their earlobes. A neckline that is indistinguishable from the throat and creates a bullfrog sac is the sign of someone who only presses on the weight bench, not someone who presses sugary treats down their fat loser face at any given opportunity.

Also, does this fucker shave with a butter knife? It's fucking terrible. I knew how to get a more even shave in high school.

Sweetie, that's called stubble. You'll get some once your balls drop. Enjoy prison.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Thats why I liked that pic of him sitting at the tiki bar. He wasnt able to control what was taken. So we end up seeing him in full fatness. Ass crack hanging out, love handles, and that chuck of fat under his armpits like a second set of love handles, when you are really packing on the pounds.

I love that he gets fatter yet his arms stay tiny after all his stupid “I NEED THE HEAVY WEIGHTS!” claims on twitter.

 

[EraGodless]

I think when he bought them they fit his head, now his head is much larger / fatter but buying new ones would be “letting the idiots win”

He has pictures where he literally cannot put his hands in his front pockets- that's some female level of delusion.

 

[EraGodless]

I love that he gets fatter yet his arms stay tiny after all his stupid “I NEED THE HEAVY WEIGHTS!” claims on twitter.

Ahab's red whale- Call me Owen A

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has pictures where he literally cannot put his hands in his front pockets- that's some female level of delusion.

He thinks belt loops are thumb holsters.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Thats why I liked that pic of him sitting at the tiki bar. He wasnt able to control what was taken. So we end up seeing him in full fatness. Ass crack hanging out, love handles, and that chuck of fat under his armpits like a second set of love handles, when you are really packing on the pounds.

Someone remind me how we got this photo.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Someone remind me how we got this photo.

He asked his followers if he should go drink at the beach. Then posted a pic of him there. I think one of his followers wanted say Hi.

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

This isn't supposed to be a compliment but I'm actually quite surprised he's letting himself go gray naturally and doesn't dye his hair. He's absolutely pretentious and proud enough to try and appear 10 years younger in his advancing middle age. Then again when you've let yourself get as fat as he has, I guess that's a lost cause anyway.

 

[DanFielding]

This isn't supposed to be a compliment but I'm actually quite surprised he's letting himself go gray naturally and doesn't dye his hair. He's absolutely pretentious and proud enough to try and appear 10 years younger in his advancing middle age. Then again when you've let yourself get as fat as he has, I guess that's a lost cause anyway.

He’s one of those people who thinks the gray makes him look distinguished.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This isn't supposed to be a compliment but I'm actually quite surprised he's letting himself go gray naturally and doesn't dye his hair. He's absolutely pretentious and proud enough to try and appear 10 years younger in his advancing middle age. Then again when you've let yourself get as fat as he has, I guess that's a lost cause anyway.

He used to use Just for Men when he went to sci-fi conventions. Now he gets it cut super high to shorten most of the grey on the sides and slaps a dirty baseball cap on backwards to hide it. So he can pretend he is still 28.

Here is one where he gave it the soy sauce treatment.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This isn't supposed to be a compliment but I'm actually quite surprised he's letting himself go gray naturally and doesn't dye his hair. He's absolutely pretentious and proud enough to try and appear 10 years younger in his advancing middle age. Then again when you've let yourself get as fat as he has, I guess that's a lost cause anyway.

He also claimed yesterday he talks to “many” 20 somethings and how they were in middle school when all this Trump stuff started. Why is a fat man in his mid 40s talking to so many 20 somethings? I’m guessing he’s talking about bar staff and people that have to tolerate him as part of their job. Somehow the very hip and popular pig is always alone in public settings.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He used to use Just for Men when he went to sci-fi conventions. Now he gets it cut super high to shorten most of the grey on the sides and slaps a dirty baseball cap on backwards to hide it. So he can pretend he is still 28.

Here is one where he gave it the soy sauce treatment.

He has some serious issue with anyone bald (pringles can Jon caused that I’m guessing) and is the first to insult someone for being bald so now he doing everything he can to hold on to the small poof of hair on the top of his head. He’s terrified of losing his hair.