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Selfie Pat is back.

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He also claimed yesterday he talks to “many” 20 somethings and how they were in middle school when all this Trump stuff started. Why is a fat man in his mid 40s talking to so many 20 somethings? I’m guessing he’s talking about bar staff and people that have to tolerate him as part of their job. Somehow the very hip and popular pig is always alone in public settings.
Its always poor souls that happen to sit next to him. Heaven forbid you talk loud enough that he can eavesdrop on the conversation and chime in with his obnoxious and unwanted opinions.

He goes to the bars alone and thinks the strangers around him means he isnt drinking alone.

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Do you think he knew this place would see these god awful photos and lawf at him?
Oh yes. He only posted them on Blue Sky and Threads but not X, where his critics are clustered. The only difference it made is that trolls couldn’t quote retweet the pics from his timeline. He still had to hear about them all day.
Also, does this fucker shave with a butter knife? It's fucking terrible. I knew how to get a more even shave in high school.
Electric razor every other day, haphazardly?
Also so he can hide his very fat body - he makes sure it’s just his shoulders and toaster head. He’s not even trying anymore and thinks that awful haircut can hide that he’s become a blob.
He’s never had a good haircut in any of the dozens pictures I’ve seen but I’m stunned that he’s managed to get a worse haircut at this late stage.
 

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Oh yes. He only posted them on Blue Sky and Threads but not X, where his critics are clustered. The only difference it made is that trolls couldn’t quote retweet the pics from his timeline. He still had to hear about them all day.

Electric razor every other day, haphazardly?

He’s never had a good haircut in any of the dozens pictures I’ve seen but I’m stunned that he’s managed to get a worse haircut at this late stage.
I’m guessing it’s because he probably goes to some corny Supercuts type place because he’s too afraid of going to a real barbershop because they’ll laugh at him.
 

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Its always poor souls that happen to sit next to him. Heaven forbid you talk loud enough that he can eavesdrop on the conversation and chime in with his obnoxious and unwanted opinions.

He goes to the bars alone and thinks the strangers around him means he isnt drinking alone.

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He 100% does that - he goes to bars alone and doesn’t want to be bothered most of the time but since it’s a public place he’s not “drinking alone”

He really thinks bar staff are his “friends” and so are the people who sit near him because he posts up at the bar.

He must also claim drinking at home is ok because Niki is around somewhere.
 

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It’s not even a fade. It looks like his mom did it on the porch yet he probably overpaid a salon to fuck his shit up.
He’s terrified of going to a real barbershop that all guys that bust each others balls. He’s always gone to places where women cut his hair. Imagine Pat went to a barbershop with black / Hispanic barbers? Holy shit they would laugh at his stupid poof and for dressing like retard.
 

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He’s terrified of going to a real barbershop that all guys that bust each others balls. He’s always gone to places where women cut his hair. Imagine Pat went to a barbershop with black / Hispanic barbers? Holy shit they would laugh at his stupid poof and for dressing like retard.

Of course he has to cram some lefty bullshit into a haircut post
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God is he a weird fucker. What is he even talking about in that first tweet?
He wants attention and to be seen as an ally to the gay community by reducing them to corny stereotypes. Plenty of gay guys out there are slobs so the whole “great dresser / very obsessed with their appearance” is laugh track sitcom level hack.
 

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Aren’t you not supposed to smile in a passport photo? Stupid hog.
Note that this is merely the photo he submitted and not a photo of his actual passport photo. I wouldn't be surprised if they rejected this photo and made him submit a new one. From the State Department's website:
  • Have a neutral facial expression with both eyes open and mouth closed.

The only part of that he nailed is that his eyes are open. Also he may have failed the size requirement:

The correct size of a passport photo is:
2 x 2 inches (51 x 51 mm)
Head must be between 1 -1 3/8 inches (25 - 35 mm) from the bottom of the chin to the top of the head

Someone can slap that into photoshop to check, but the minimum amount of space your head needs to take up vertically is 1" of a 2"x2" photo. So vertically it should be taking up at least half of the photo. He's got a massive head but he's still cutting it close. Between that and the non-neutral expression, this probably got rejected.
 

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He’s terrified of going to a real barbershop that all guys that bust each others balls. He’s always gone to places where women cut his hair. Imagine Pat went to a barbershop with black / Hispanic barbers? Holy shit they would laugh at his stupid poof and for dressing like retard.
tbh if someone tried "busting my balls" at a barbershop, that would be the last time I go there. Nigger, you cut hair for a living, do your job and shut up.

He also claimed yesterday he talks to “many” 20 somethings and how they were in middle school when all this Trump stuff started. Why is a fat man in his mid 40s talking to so many 20 somethings? I’m guessing he’s talking about bar staff and people that have to tolerate him as part of their job. Somehow the very hip and popular pig is always alone in public settings.
I noticed that too. You couldn't pay me to chat with twenty-year-olds, let alone brag about it like that makes me cool or something.
 

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tbh if someone tried "busting my bals" at a barbershop, that would be the last time I go there. Nigger, you cut hair for a living, do your job and shut up.


I noticed that too. You couldn't pay me to chat with twenty-year-olds, let alone brag about it like that makes me cool or something.
Yeah I work with some 20 somethings right out of college and while some are nice and I have no problem with theres plenty that just a fucking annoying with their dumb slang or talk about stupid shit. I had to leave my desk for a while recently because the younger ones kept taking about they’re just “out here living their best life” and talking about “vibes” and how “adulting is so hard” etc

I’m about 5 years younger than Pat and I don’t see why you want to brag about how you hang out with people almost 20 years younger than you at bars.
 
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