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Selfie Pat is back.

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Jesus Christ...
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I fed this and his red dragon shirt pic from Worldcon into chatGPT and told it:
decade plus use of blood pressure meds
"bi phasic sleep"

It seems to think there is a good chance (if pat isnt on cortisal steroids) that he has Cushings Syndrome.
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TLDR: Fatty has Cushings Syndrome
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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How can anyone be this fat and ugly? It shouldn't even be possible to be so repulsive without suffering a catastrophic accident or severe birth defect.
Patrick definitely has a little something extra in his DNA that makes him the way he is. It would explain a lot. The learning difficulties, the behavioral problems, the fat distribution, the eyes, the ears, that skull.
 
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Hurling abuse at a woman to the point where she left the bar in tears is very believable because he has serious anger issues when it comes to women. He even has a rap sheet and a mugshot because he threatened to murder a woman and an infant girl. However, the bartender buying him a beer for it is a lie. No one wants an annoying bar fly camping out all day and night nursing cheap beers and harassing the customers. Especially chasing paying customers away. Guarantee the staff at these places hate his guts.
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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