Seymour Weiner has passed away at 97...

[basically gayer fez]

Yes... that is his real name. Tss fawking hilarious...

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Think he lived up to the name his father gave him?

 

[basically gayer fez]

Think he lived up to the name his father gave him?

At least he lived a long prosperous life enduring a shit ton jokes about the name. Nascar driver Dick Trickle bit the front end of a shotgun with a toe attachment being the butt end of a semen joke for decades.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Any word on Willie Fistergash?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

At least he lived a long prosperous life enduring a shit ton jokes about the name. Nascar driver Dick Trickle bit the front end of a shotgun with a toe attachment being the butt end of a semen joke for decades.

How the fuck did I not know that until now? My dad is a huge Nascar fag. I never really gave a shit but had to pick "my guy" and I picked Dale Earnhardt. When he died my dad sat me down and broke it to me that Dale Earnhardt died like I was going to break down in tears about it. I was like "Oh...Okay." After that Tony Stewart was my guy. I liked that he'd punch the other drivers in the face.

 

[basically gayer fez]

How the fuck did I not know that until now? My dad is a huge Nascar fag. I never really gave a shit but had to pick "my guy" and I picked Dale Earnhardt. When he died my dad sat me down and broke it to me that Dale Earnhardt died like I was going to break down in tears about it. I was like "Oh...Okay." After that Tony Stewart was my guy. I liked that he'd punch the other drivers in the face.

Formula One in the 1930s had a driver who drove under Nazi Flag named "Dick Seaman".

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

After that Tony Stewart was my guy. I liked that he'd punch the other drivers in the face.

You know that he ran some guy over during a race, right?

 

[New Name]

You know that he ran some guy over during a race, right?

Wasn’t his fault

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wasn’t his fault

I know haha. Fucking retard gets out of his car and walks down the track mid race. That was a worse watch than I remember. I don’t know why I thought it was during a road race and the guy hit the hood with his helmet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know that he ran some guy over during a race, right?

Dipshit shouldn't have been playing Frogger because he was all pissy. He should've waited until after the race and punched the guy in the face like Tony Stewart. Or run him over in a future race like Tony Stewart.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Dipshit shouldn't have been playing Frogger because he was all pissy. He should've waited until after the race and punched the guy in the face like Tony Stewart. Or run him over in a future race like Tony Stewart.

I just read the Wikipedia article for it and the guy was stoned. I used to hate driving my regular car at regular speeds stoned.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Won't Seymour no more.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just read the Wikipedia article for it and the guy was stoned. I used to hate driving my regular car at regular speeds stoned.

I'm stoned a lot so it doesn't happen often but sometimes it'll hit me extra hard and I'll be like "Oh shit, I think I'm speeding" and I'll look at the speedometer and I'm doing like 30 under the speed limit. And then I'll just black out for a good chunk of the trip and think I could've Tony Stewarted somebody and it just didn't register.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm stoned a lot so it doesn't happen often but sometimes it'll hit me extra hard and I'll be like "Oh shit, I think I'm speeding" and I'll look at the speedometer and I'm doing like 30 under the speed limit. And then I'll just black out for a good chunk of the trip and think I could've Tony Stewarted somebody and it just didn't register.

I always hated it. At least after a few beers you’re more present and focused.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I always hated it. At least after a few beers you’re more present and focused.

I used to make fun of my buddy for being scared to ride his motorcycle high and then he wiped out and smashed his helmet to shit and now he makes crazy retarded decisions all the time ever since.

 

[Turry]

I just read the Wikipedia article for it and the guy was stoned. I used to hate driving my regular car at regular speeds stoned.

Driving stoned is fucking horrific.