“Some call me one of the hardest working musicians…”

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Joe starting the day gloating about how great he is

Nice “Everer”, stupid

 

[nasty twp]

The fact the schedule is specified to run for more than a year/365 dates would suggest that Joe has at the utmost a show a week pencilled in, very probably fewer.

I’m not looking at his calendar to check though, I’ll let him be great.

 

[lowend73]

His Loop Pedal is the real hero

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The fact the schedule is specified to run for more than a year/365 dates would suggest that Joe has at the utmost a show a week pencilled in, very probably fewer.

I’m not looking at his calendar to check though, I’ll let him be great.

I don’t know who can look at some crusty old cow in the corner of a TGI Fridays or a Moose Lodge playing mediocre cover songs and think “now THATS a hard working musician!”

He’s in his 60s yet needs to boast about himself because he has NOTHING to show for his 60 something years on this earth.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m sure crusty Joann will chime in soon about how Joe is just like Beethoven

 

[Steve Ramone]

Hmm this would be a handy tool for anyone wishing to show archived tweets to venues. I wonder if Joe still informs them of Reddit even though he doesn't want to talk about Reddit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol he's a sedentary old faggot. He has 6 bands and like 2 of them (one of those "bands" is him and a karaoke machine) ever do anything at all because he can't get along with anyone long enough to keep them around. He also can't find any local musicians who want to work with him because he has a reputation of being an all around piece of shit.

 

[nasty twp]

He also can't find any local musicians who want to work with him because he has a reputation of being an all around piece of shit.

In fairness, Chuck Berry had the same issue.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

In fairness, Chuck Berry had the same issue.

I think it was more because got ripped off so much over the years - he wouldn’t tour with a band and would just hire local guys at each show. Bruce Springsteen and Steve Miller played with him on these shows before they were famous and Chuck treated them like shit haha

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

He's such an unabashed horse's ass. I remember he once a posted something similar to this where he was like "People often ask me how many different states/countries I've played in." and he went on to list everywhere his used-songs bands have played. He must just daydream all day about receiving adulation, and then posts about it as if it's real.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He's such an unabashed horse's ass. I remember he once a posted something similar to this where he was like "People often ask me how many different states/countries I've played in." and he went on to list everywhere his used-songs bands have played. He must just daydream all day about receiving adulation, and then posts about it as if it's real.

I’ve never seen a guy that only plays OTHER PEOPLES SONGS praise himself like they’re his songs. He’s a life long professional “musician” that can barely write something original.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Crusty Joann chimes in

Alright, which one of you guys is “Joann Ancona”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Crusty Joann chimes in
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Alright, which one of you guys is “Joann Ancona”

Seriously, what the fuck. She wants Joe's floppy old dong so bad.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Seriously, what the fuck. She wants Joe's floppy old dong so bad.

It’s either one of us doing a long term bit or just common among Long Island white trash boomers.

 

[HH Brother]

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Joe Cumia. The Hardest Working Man in Showbiz.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

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It's hilarious how Joe had to take TRT just to look like an old man whose testosterone is plummeting faster than a DEI helicopter.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's hilarious how Joe had to take TRT just to look like an old man whose testosterone is plummeting faster than a DEI helicopter.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Joe Cumia. The Hardest Working Man in Showbiz.

I guess he was jealous of Anthony getting attention again with his radio show so he has to post stuff like this to make himself feel better and so his other Long Island white trash boomers can give his post likes

 

[Bobo Fucks]

Attn patriots! Big changes in the weekly Solo Joe Produce Section Festival! We're moving to a larger open-air venue in the parking lot by the trashcans. Libtard manager needed space for a new carrot crate.