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“Some call me one of the hardest working musicians…”

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Some people call me a fag playtoy
Some call me a dumpster of cum
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Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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This is why Brotha Joe rules: he is of retirement age literally singing for his supper in dilapidated Moose lodges but he gets the same dopamine hit and sense of satisfaction as if he just sold out MSG

I don't think the self satisfied smirk he has in all of his selfies is an act--he really thinks he's won the game of life :cool: and everyone else is just living in his shadow
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I think she has dementia or something. I know old people on facebook write weird shit and generally come off a little loopy, but this woman seems deranged.
She’s pretty active on FB - lot of re-posting pro trump videos and other boomer nonsense everyday - would love to see what else she’s commenting on other FB posts because I’m sure it’s whacked out. I don’t know if Joe even knows her outside of FB likes and comments. I doubt she’s going to his shows etc.
 
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I'd wager that someone in Joe's life called him out re: his lazy, sluggardly, nigger-rich lifestyle, so Joe is making a whole spectacle out of how "hard" he "works". Perhaps his heinous girlfriend read Joe the riot act after he bought that useless grill, or that gay amplifier, and now he's trying to rationalize and bullshit about his "busy schedule" of "gigs".
 
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Starts his post talking about how hard he works, ends it talking about how difficult data entry is, literally the easiest possible real job one could have.
Just like how his gay little brother can't convincingly fake heterosexuality because he fundamentally doesn't (and can't) understand it, Joe has no concept of what "hard working" even means, as he has no frame of reference. To him, listing his pathetic handful of gigs on some shitty web page is "hard work", as it involves actual effort that doesn't immediately entertain him. To Joe, "hard work" is anything he "has" to do. To Joe, going to the supermarket, buying gas for his car, or even opening the mail is hard labor that takes him away from his fantastical Peter Pan guitar dreamworld.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Imagine bragging that you are working for a few hours on 125 days in the next calendar year and acting like that makes you "hard-working". Playing karaoke while strumming your guitar for about 400 hours over the next year. Should also mention that he is doing this not because he's hard-working, but because he has to. He's broke with no retirement savings or social security contributions. He has to play these shows for a couple hundred bucks per show.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Imagine bragging that you are working for a few hours on 125 days in the next calendar year and acting like that makes you "hard-working". Playing karaoke while strumming your guitar for about 400 hours over the next year. Should also mention that he is doing this not because he's hard-working, but because he has to. He's broke with no retirement savings or social security contributions. He has to play these shows for a couple hundred bucks per show.
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CorradoSoprano4

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I’ve never seen a guy that only plays OTHER PEOPLES SONGS praise himself like they’re his songs. He’s a life long professional “musician” that can barely write something original.
It's not even that he just plays other people's songs. It's the fact that he sucks at that too. His guitar playing is incredibly sloppy, and he is a terrible singer. This is a guy who thinks slamming a bag of union potato chips does wonders to his vocal chords.
 
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