“Some call me one of the hardest working musicians…”

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Sounds something like Bobo would tell him

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Joe was live playing to a huge crowd of…4? Maybe 5 counting the bartender?

I like how there’s two guys couple feet away playing Golden Tee not even paying attention to Joe.

Of course Crusty Joann chimes in

Seriously, which one of you is her? It’s gotta be a long term troll job. “That song you played from the 80s reminds me of the 80s!”

They must barely pay him anything to do this - a Thursday at a moose lodge?

He played for two hours and i count 5 people total were there.

 

[JasperB]

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I think he misunderstood, the $100 tip was a patron at margaritas hoping to pay Joe off so he will end his set early so their family can enjoy their margaritas without the background moos.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Crusty Joann chimes in
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Alright, which one of you guys is “Joann Ancona”

If she's real ( it's space edge ) she's gonna single white female his ass

 

[RoTheHo69]

Joe was live playing to a huge crowd of…4? Maybe 5 counting the bartender?
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I like how there’s two guys couple feet away playing Golden Tee not even paying attention to Joe.

Of course Crusty Joann chimes in
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Seriously, which one of you is her? It’s gotta be a long term troll job. “That song you played from the 80s reminds me of the 80s!”

They must barely pay him anything to do this - a Thursday at a moose lodge?
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He played for two hours and i count 5 people total were there.

Somebody should tell Homer Joe's been talking shit down at the moose lodge.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Joe was live playing to a huge crowd of…4? Maybe 5 counting the bartender?
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I like how there’s two guys couple feet away playing Golden Tee not even paying attention to Joe.

Of course Crusty Joann chimes in
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Seriously, which one of you is her? It’s gotta be a long term troll job. “That song you played from the 80s reminds me of the 80s!”

They must barely pay him anything to do this - a Thursday at a moose lodge?
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He played for two hours and i count 5 people total were there.

I explained earlier. It’s $300. You could maybe halve it for cow bravado though… In fact, that makes more sense. My Cow understanding has dwindled over the years.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Also to take that further, $300 times 125 shows is $37500/year before any sort of taxes (I’m sure he barely reports any income). He must text Ant for money way more than we assume

Also bear in mind he is almost certainly lying, thus the real number is less than that. That tip was probably a $10, too. I'd be stunned if he was making over 30K a year. I'd bet the real number is less than 10K. He might make a couple hundred bucks doing one of his tribute band gigs, but I bet he struggles to break even with the Solo Joe ones. Like all amateur guitar fags, almost everything he says about his gay "career" is bullshit.

 

[lowend73]

Also bear in mind he is almost certainly lying, thus the real number is less than that. That tip was probably a $10, too. I'd be stunned if he was making over 30K a year. I'd bet the real number is less than 10K. He might make a couple hundred bucks doing one of his tribute band gigs, but I bet he struggles to break even with the Solo Joe ones. Like all amateur guitar fags, almost everything he says about his gay "career" is bullshit.

No old drunk at the Moose Lodge is going to part with $100. Joe no doubt announces he is a veteran while pointing at his 82nd Airborne hat in between Dont Stop Believing and Ring of Fire

 

[satanssockpuppet]

No old drunk at the Moose Lodge is going to part with $100. Joe no doubt announces he is a veteran while pointing at his 82nd Airborne hat in between Dont Stop Believing and Ring of Fire

Joe was live playing to a huge crowd of…4? Maybe 5 counting the bartender?
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I like how there’s two guys couple feet away playing Golden Tee not even paying attention to Joe.

Of course Crusty Joann chimes in
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Seriously, which one of you is her? It’s gotta be a long term troll job. “That song you played from the 80s reminds me of the 80s!”

They must barely pay him anything to do this - a Thursday at a moose lodge?
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He played for two hours and i count 5 people total were there.

He's not even playing the Moose Lodge hall, in front of 15-20 people who actually came to see him. He's just sitting on a stool in the adjacent bar, braying for an audience of none. This gig probably ended up costing him money, unless he got a few free beers and a hot dog out of it.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Also to take that further, $300 times 125 shows is $37500/year before any sort of taxes (I’m sure he barely reports any income). He must text Ant for money way more than we assume

Even if it was $1,000 a show, that's $125k minus taxes and whatever medical insurance he's paying out the asshole for. And he lives on Long Island so property taxes and school taxes together take another $8k or so. Throw in a teenage daughter and frequent trips to Uncle Giuseppe's for $45 cashews.

Again, though, that's for a ludicrous $1,000 a show and it's still not a good living. I think even $300 is too generous. He probably gets thrown $100 plus whatever tips he can scrape together. I wouldn't be surprised if he only plays for tips sometimes.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

The fact that this place doesn't continue to try to cancel his shows is such a shame.

We need new Cumia drama, Joe getting gigs is more slop for the forum, can't get enough.

 

[Hairy Peckas]

Joe is where Anthony would be if he hadn’t gotten the radio show, except with that radio money trickling down he can at least afford a duplex in a nicer hamlet without that due to opie both Cumia brothers would be sharing an apartment in Hempstead.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Joe hasn't been using ALL CAPS and emojis as much as he used to.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lol he's a sedentary old faggot. He has 6 bands and like 2 of them (one of those "bands" is him and a karaoke machine) ever do anything at all because he can't get along with anyone long enough to keep them around. He also can't find any local musicians who want to work with him because he has a reputation of being an all around piece of shit.

You know who else had creative differences? THE BEATLES! Ever hear of them?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When is Killakuhn getting released from prison? Perhaps he can start doing it again.

He only gets so much phone time per week and he needs it to call Qadan.