Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real

[guest]

Enjoy!

 

[RobertMewler]

Ooh, a late night release! You sly devil!

 

[guest]

Thanks I was having a hard time sleeping and needed something to Jerk it to.

I knew it was a bit the whole time

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

TYFYS

 

[Guest]

That's a lie. He's spent more time in court the last two years than I have in the last ten, and I'm a recovering addict and thief.

 

[guest]

Tyfys, Dan

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[guest]

THE PETITIONER: No, I did not.
THE WITNESS: Yes, you did.
THE PETITIONER: No, I did not.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooool pats texts irl

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

it's sick, it's piss, it's NAYCHA BOY DAN SOMERVILLENING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[guest]

Now @admin shut the books. Let them argue over it on KF for a few more days, get the thread's reply count up. We're gonna be at 15k by the end of May.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Before, during, or after the jacuzzi.
Dealer's choice.

 

[Guest]

I love that I don't need audio, I can hear pat say every word in my head and have faith that it is 100% accurate

 

[guest]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Right outta the gate I'm already loffin

 

[guest]

THE PETITIONER: That is not what
occurred, sir.
THE COURT: That's what I interpret
that text to mean.
THE PETITIONER: No, sir. That is
not what occurred.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

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Is that Ted Williams?

 

[Volkov]

Enjoy!

Are you really going to keep up this pretence that your tantrum was a bit? You got yourself all worked up and had to go cool down for 6 hours. This wasn't the first time you've had delusions of grandeur.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Right outta the gate I'm already loffin

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Famous author, everybody!

 

[FFWBTdad]

Is that Ted Williams?

yep, the greatest mexican american to ever freeze his head

 

[guest]

Is that Ted Williams?

He volunteered for Korea and insisted on combat missions. He was later-astronaut John Glen's wing man. Ace status. Shot down behind enemy lines and had to kill two zipperheads to get back.
Inducted into the Game Fish Hall of Fame by Ernest Hemingway. Banged Julie Adams.
He's Pat.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Are you really going to keep up this pretence that your tantrum was a bit? You got yourself all worked up and had to go cool down for 6 hours. This wasn't the first time you've had delusions of grandeur.

Dan doesn't need me to white knight for him, but he was in a totally chill mood up to that point. I believe it was a bit, or otherwise he'd have been broooooooding like Jim does on air. You'd FEEL the tension. And there wasn't any.