The Lappening. Reenvisioned

[General Fatton]

Thanks to the info leaked by whistleblower extraordinaire Rick Tomlinson, we now know that this was the very first time that Pat, Ade and PCJ met in person.

This elevates the Lappening to new heights. This is no longer a lowbrow midwestern cucking; fellas, this is a medieval chivalric romance. This was the ultimate teenager seduction fantasy scenario becoming true for PCJ. This was Ade's romance pulp novel actually happening to her. This was a meeting of soulmates. This was a Disney movie and Pat is the dumb antagonist that gets turned into a pig at the end for laughs

What I'm coming here is: what the hell happened that evening? What did PCJ said to Ade? How did pat Tomlinsoned his decade-long marriage in a few hours? This is Homeric stuff

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If she left him for an Internet friend, she would've left him for the mailman or his brother or whoever else paid attention to her for five minutes. She had just met PCJ in that picture.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What did PCJ said to Ade?

"Put your hand right... here."

 

[Jenna]

This new information is still all processing, but I'm seeing power dynamics.

We got a model building forum, mod PCJ and narcissist Rick. There's a "hey let's all meet up in Louisville!" post, Pat thinks I'm gonna flex by bringing Ade with me and showing her off.

So they get there and Jon introduces himself. He's important, a moderator, and he looks Ade in the eyes and talks to her. She feels a tingle. They drink, and Jon gets more forward, gauging Ade's reaction and daring Patrick to do something about it. Patrick does nothing, says nothing to Jon, just lets it happen because he's afraid. In the new context, look at both their arms and faces.

Who knows what happens next? Maybe Pat screams at Ade privately and she runs to Jon for support. Maybe Jon confesses the problems in his marriage, she confesses hers, they both agree to mutually ditch.

 

[Jenna]

How funny would it be if we organized some dumb onaforums meetup, and Flavia left Dan for @chocolatehellhole, who was also divorcing his wife to raise Dan's kid?

 

[Turry]

It would be nice if we could actually believe what Rick says. He's stupid enough to fabricate this new version of the story in the hopes that it garners more sympathy.

"But it just makes him look like a retarded cuck, Terry! Why would he do that?"

He's retarded and he's a cuck. What more do you need to know?

 

[DominusOdium]

Why would you tell people you're such a failure of a man, it took a couple hours and your wife was sitting in another guy's lap?

He thinks it makes her sound like a whore, when it actually makes him look supremely pathetic, stupid and lacking in any semblance of testosterone

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Now THIS is actually Lappening.

 

[TorpidSloth]

"Put your hand right... here."

"It gets bigger, if you can believe it."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He also confirmed she is with child in the photo. Hilarious that it took one night drinking in a hotel for her to abandon the relationship. For it to happen right in front of pat and he didnt see it, is classic.

 

[Dog Eater]

What if Ade had an account on the toy forum and was sending DMs to PCJ on the side?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

If this isn't a pat lie then here is what I believe happened.
She was at first seduced by the Patrick tall tales of getting into machine gun fights with Nazis on the deck of the Arizona. She eventually realized that he's repulsive, she gets into some sort of DM conversation with the new guy and then they finally meet. She can't resist his eye contact and decides to flirt with him in front of Pat basically saying fuck you, fat liar to Pat

 

[BudDickman]

This makes me wonder how many Lappening style moments happened before this one. Adrienne was obviously desperate to find absolutely any man that she could ditch Pat for.

The assumption was previously that they were all friends, which would still make the situation extremely bizarre and emasculating, or at best like some kind of polyamorous thing. But that at least implies some level of familiarity between Adrienne and PCJ.

But no, she literally just met the guy. If PCJ hadn't shown up, she would've been on the Maple leaf guy's lap.

 

[porquedealer]

Isn't there address records of them living next door to each other at some point?

 

[BudDickman]

Isn't there address records of them living next door to each other at some point?

I think it was just that Pat got kicked out and replaced with Jon, so they show as being at the same address.

Honestly, Adrienne did a number on Pat, who was already a huge faggot. If this happened to anyone else, I'd feel bad for them.

 

[Cumiace]

 

[Angel Martin]

Why the fuck would you bring your wife to one of these things anyway? It looks like they're ina fraternity basement. It's a a bunch of fat smelly faggots standing around in their socks drinking Miller Lite and being faggots.
Rick thought he was showing off his real-life girlfriend to his fake internet friends when in reality he was introducing her to Jon.
Jon is a big-dicked scumbag and Ade is a whore and Rick is a faggot. Fuck all these people. They're all fat and should be dead.

 

[General Fatton]

We are less than a year away of AI being able to make a full patposting feature film. Who needs Porsalin?

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Why the fuck would you bring your wife to one of these things anyway? It looks like they're ina fraternity basement. It's a a bunch of fat smelly faggots standing around in their socks drinking Miller Lite and being faggots.
Rick thought he was showing off his real-life girlfriend to his fake internet friends when in reality he was introducing her to Jon.
Jon is a big-dicked scumbag and Ade is a whore and Rick is a faggot. Fuck all these people. They're all fat and should be dead.

Well said.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

There's a pic from that night of Pat with someone wearing an "I'm With Stupid" shirt and Pat, being Pat, has to make sure he's standing on the other side so the arrow isn't pointing at him. Meanwhile a dude he just met is dismantling his entire life on the other side of the room.