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Has he been stabbed by a refugee yet?
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The Lappening. Reenvisioned
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Dismantling his entire wife if ya catch my drift. Hey-o.
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Porsalin, who said Jon was Patrick's best friend that moved from Wisconsin to Florida with him. Linger longer, limey
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This is why I won't have @chocolatehellhole over for dinner.
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Got 'em!
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Ade: “My God, the pictures don’t do it justice.”
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It's even better. If memory serves me correctly, it said "This Guy Takes It In the Ass" with an arrow pointing to the left. Jon and some others took the good natured ribbing in stride. But Patrick "I'm Into Things" Tomlinson refused to be the butt (tss) of that joke.
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That is correct, everyone at the party took a photo with the guy and the arrow pointing to them and laughing about the silly shirt. Not Pat, he is NOT allowed to be laughed at and took a photo of him on the other side (not arrow pointing) because it’s a felony to laugh at Pat.
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Maybe that twitter guy who said he was there can answer the unsolved question of
Was this taken after the Lappening or before?
Was this taken after the Lappening or before?
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We don't know what PCJ said to Ade, but we know what she said to him
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Bernard
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By treating her like a Game Boy Advance on the first day back from Christmas break. He was showing her off to all the nerds. Taking her to a place where she would be bored out of her mind just so that he could look cool and he the guy with the hot wife. Big surprise, women do not like being treated like that. Of course this enraged Patrick, which is why he plotted to murder her and his own newborn baby that she would give birth to.
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He absolutely saw it. Probably tried rationalizing it at first, then played all the real life tough guy situations in his head, but constantly finding excuses why now was not yet the time to act. Of course the others saw it too, and I honestly can't think of something more humiliating. I'd love to know how that night ended, somebody should track down the other nerds and interview them.
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Adrienne doesnt get enough dislike (hate is a strong word brotherman) here. She was dumb enough not to see that Pat was an absolute dud, yet she allowed him to fatly blow a load inside her and gets knocked up. Great choice of a "man" to procreate with, stupid
Then she attends some gay model conference (again she didn't see Pat was a man child who likes building models and playing with pew pew toys) and sits on another man's lap directly in front of him, smiling. And as one of the brothermen pointed out, she was with child at that point?
Finally she observed something so large in Jon's trousers that she had to break it off with Pat shortly after this and immediately shack up with Jon, Pat's alleged "friend". Jon probably plowed Adrienne every night while Pat cried into his beer(s).
I mean, Patrick is the worst, but Adrienne is kind of a piece of shit to be perfectly honest witcha. Makes me wonder if his heart attack was brought on by... environmental factors
Then she attends some gay model conference (again she didn't see Pat was a man child who likes building models and playing with pew pew toys) and sits on another man's lap directly in front of him, smiling. And as one of the brothermen pointed out, she was with child at that point?
Finally she observed something so large in Jon's trousers that she had to break it off with Pat shortly after this and immediately shack up with Jon, Pat's alleged "friend". Jon probably plowed Adrienne every night while Pat cried into his beer(s).
I mean, Patrick is the worst, but Adrienne is kind of a piece of shit to be perfectly honest witcha. Makes me wonder if his heart attack was brought on by... environmental factors
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Ade is a succubus (traditional succs are ugly) and sucked and fucked Jon until his heart exploded.
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To be fair there are worse ways to go.