The next Pope will be Puerto Rican

[aRTie02150]

That'll be hilarious.

 

[Turk February]

That or philippino

 

[RaggotFetard]

It’ll probably be a black Pope either way.

 

[wbgreen]

His hermanos and all of their grown up niños and every cousin he knows will live in St Peter’s Basilica with him. They’ll even ship their cars (that don’t run) and park them in St Peter’s Square just to feel at home. Every male relative will cat call and flex at the female tourists whether he is single or not.

 

[Steve Ramone]

No matter the color of his skin, so long as he shelters and protects pedophiles within the church he will be doing the work of the Lord God Jesus Christ of Nazareth, pedophile.

 

[Toast]

American Pope to push Trumps great deeds! The memes would be amazing.

 

[stealthygeek]

It’ll probably be a black Pope either way.

Only if it's an American. Africans would be kicking out all the gays, condemning "trans kid" parents, openly opposing Jewish influence, etc.

 

[captain_kamala]

Only if it's an American. Africans would be kicking out all the gays, condemning "trans kid" parents, openly opposing Jewish influence, etc.

Um, sweetie. Black people can't be American. North America is whiteys indigenous homeland. It's in the constitution.
Think of the recipes though

 

[Suetonius]

American Pope

The monkey paw grips…Say hello to your new Pope!

 

[nasty twp]

If it's not Kirk Acevedo, the only PR man I care about and like, then I don't even want to see him.

 

[wbgreen]

If it's not Kirk Acevedo, the only PR man I care about and like, then I don't even want to see him.

Love that he did one of the most gruesome crimes on the show to impress Luis Guzman all of people.

 

[HH Brother]

Love that he did one of the most gruesome crimes on the show to impress Luis Guzman all of people.

Was that when he blinded that CO, greenster?

I liked when he drank his own piss in solitary.

 

[wbgreen]

Was that when he blinded that CO, greenster?

I liked when he drank his own piss in solitary.

Yes. All because the Puerto Rican equivalent of Danny Devito threatened to kill him if he didn't.

 

[TorpidSloth]

It'll be Pietro Patolin.

 

[wbgreen]

His hermanos and all of their grown up niños and every cousin he knows will live in St Peter’s Basilica with him. They’ll even ship their cars (that don’t run) and park them in St Peter’s Square just to feel at home. Every male relative will cat call and flex at the female tourists whether he is single or not.

Never mind, it's next pope will be from the Philippines, so all of the above, except karaoke every night and all the men are five feet tall.

 

[Bam's Feet]

I can't wait for him to knife some Dominican Friar not knowing what that actually is

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

His Holiness Rico I